Answer only the questions that interest you and that the "moderating team" deems appropriate. Hallowed are the mods.Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?
What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?
Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.
What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).
If you had the opportunity to get away, scot-free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?You can't choose Hitler.
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Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.
If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a
walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.
What is the purpose/meaning of your life? aka why are you here?**
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What is your level of empathy with the female gender?
Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?
What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?-
What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item?
What is your favorite sit-in restaurant, and item?Name per type of restaurant, if you wish.
What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor?Name per genre/director, if you wish.
What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor?
What is your favorite book? Writer?Name per writer, if you wish.
What is your favorite game? Format?Name per format, if you wish. i.e. tabletop, console, PC.
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What is your favorite past time altogether?Besides sex.
What is your favorite part of the female, human body? Of the male one?If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?
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If you could choose, what would be your last words?
How many innocents do you feel are worth sacrificing for "the greater good"?Be it to save one hundred times more people, one thousands times more, or to improve the world for so many times of people (or more).
If you had to put to death an entire species, what would it be?
If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have forced upon yourself, what would it be?Besides Catholicism.... or Scientology.
If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?Besides the appendix, or a cancerous bit.
If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?Army of Darkness does not count.
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What is your favorite car? Make, model, and/or year?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite season?Or describe your favorite parts of each if you don't favor a particular one.
What is your favorite year?Based on personal experience and knowledge of history.
Who is your favorite celebrity?
What is your favorite country?Based on personal experience and knowledge of history. The United States of America doesn't count.
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If you have one, who is/was your favorite American president?Based on knowledge of history.
What is your favorite war of all time?Based on knowledge of history. The Cold War doesn't count.
Do you think that you enjoy answering questions more, less, or about as much as Juan_Bottom?
Do you enjoy answering questions of a sexual and/or obscene nature?No bullshit answer accepted. You understand that your answer is your own responsibility and Your answer is self imposed. Your answer renders null and void any answer before it. Your answer may or may not forfeit belief in anything including, but not limited to, your own existence. Your answer must not be in the form of a question. Your answer upon sending becomes my property and I retain all right to it. Your answer must obey all local regulations and laws in your area.
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:41 am
