Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

by **Victor Sullivan** on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:14 pm

What is your favorite quote from a CC player?

by **40kguy** on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:08 pm

Can you guys interview me next time? Imagine all the stupid and fun questions you could ask me!

by **Streaker** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:59 am

If you have to choose a single experience from your life, that you can repeat once. What would it be, and why?

by **Calidrmr** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:22 am

#1_stunna wrote:a/s/l?

fastposted by stunna

boxers or briefs?

by **InsomniaRed** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:36 am

Calidrmr wrote:boxers or briefs?

or neither :-s

by **chemefreak** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:57 am

I'm tired of these damn TOFU interviews...aren't their any other players on this site? :lol:

by **bedub1** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:03 am

chemefreak wrote:I'm tired of these damn TOFU interviews...aren't their any other players on this site?

Besides....tofu is icky. Meatatarians for the win!

by **InsomniaRed** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:09 am

When was the last TOFUer interviewed?

by **jackal31** on Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:24 pm

if there was something to change about CC, what would it be?

Who do you think is best Risk player (provide a definition)?

by **elfish_lad** on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:14 am

If you could have sex (real sex here... not the "sweet there is no one else in chat but us" kinda sex) with anyone from your clan and not get caught would you and with whom?

by **InsomniaRed** on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:18 am

elfish_lad wrote:If you could have sex (real sex here... not the "sweet there is no one else in chat but us" kinda sex) with anyone from your clan and not get caught would you and with whom?

Is this a serious question? :lol:

by **owenshooter** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:51 am

Why is Insomnia Red trolling your thread?-the black jesus

by **lord voldemort** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:05 pm

how many games behind are the o's going to be at the end of the season, between 20-40?

by **InsomniaRed** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:35 pm

why is owen trolling this site?

by **owenshooter** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:48 pm

jake, as a former mod, can you please explain why some mods are allowed to troll, bait and continually break site rules without any repercussions? thank you...-the black jesus

by **rdsrds2120** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:46 pm

Let's keep this centered on actual questions for jakewilliams, not an opportunity to take jabs at other people. Anyone.

-rd

P.S -- How big is your goat farm? :lol:

by **chemefreak** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:30 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:When was the last TOFUer interviewed?

trapyoung...a few issues ago.

by **lord voldemort** on Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:47 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:=;
Let's keep this centered on actual questions for jakewilliams, not an opportunity to take jabs at other people. Anyone.

-rd

P.S -- How big is your goat farm?

i think owens quetion is a valid one

by **trinicardinal** on Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:22 am

Which do you prefer, pindakaas, beeshit or mayo?
What influenced your decision to join a clan?
What are your favorite game settings?
What's your highest speed driving a) in your current car b) in your life?
How did you end up on CC?
Tea or Coffee?
If you had a choice would you have stopped at 1, 2 or 3 kids instead?
Rain, Snow or Sun?
Sea or Lake?
What's your favorite Music Band/Singer? Song? Album?
Do you dance at work often?
How often do you watch porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught watching porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught working at work?
How old is your goat farm? :lol:

by **Streaker** on Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:30 am

trinicardinal wrote:Which do you prefer, pindakaas, beeshit or mayo?
What influenced your decision to join a clan?
What are your favorite game settings?
What's your highest speed driving a) in your current car b) in your life?
How did you end up on CC?
Tea or Coffee?
If you had a choice would you have stopped at 1, 2 or 3 kids instead?
Rain, Snow or Sun?
Sea or Lake?
What's your favorite Music Band/Singer? Song? Album?
Do you dance at work often?
How often do you watch porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught watching porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught working at work?
How old is your goat farm?

by **eddie2** on Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:41 am

ok a plumber gets flushed away
a pilot gets blown away

doe that mean

a prostitute should get laid off ?

by **sonicsteve** on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:34 pm

Who are the top five TOFU players to be interviewed and why is there no thread celebrating it for historical reasons?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chat in live chat with insomniared all day?

If you could swap places with another CCer for a week, who would it be and why?

What website would you be on if cc wasn't here?

by **trapyoung** on Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:33 pm

What was your favorite clan war? Least favorite clan war? How many times have you balled up a tremendous plan by COF? Does your bitch still jump on the couch?

by **SirSebstar** on Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:50 am

who is jakewilliams?
Why do you keep comming back for more CC after getting cut down in the forums?
Why is the moon made of cheese and do you do the illuminati dance?
Who or what are your favorite fellows/mods/teamplayers/clanmembers/social clan?
How does CC compute to real life?

Do you have a real life and if so why, eh i mean what?
Can you think of a good and funny insightfull question? And if so can you awnser it (and let us know the question)?

by **Dako** on Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:39 am

How would you rearrange CC if it was your busyness?
Who was the first guy that taught you to deploy by 1's in fog games?
Who was you first true friend and mate on CC?
How long did it take to get social on the forums since you joined CC?
How does your wife view your CC addiction?
Do your co-workers know about CC? Does any of them play here?
Have you met any other CC player in person? Did you want to punch them?
Do you have any advice for josko and bruce, honest and sincere?
What is you favorite browser for surfing net?
Do you watch porn alone or with your wife *wink wink*?
Have you ever got drunk that much that you friends carried you home and the tale they have told you afterwards was unimaginable and contained some of the following words "table, psycho-dance, uber cool, throw up, and then you/he went crazy, no one expected that"? Can you retell this story please?
What do you think about education system of the states? Can you compare it to any other education system you know and prefer over yours?
How many languages do you know? Which one do you want to learn next (if you want to) and why?

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That's all from me now :).