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Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 am

Non-competitive, we're an elite group of pirate ninjas, trained in the arts of sword fighting, backflips, and plundering. Join now!!!

Please list experience with various ninja affiliations as well as pirate groups you have plundered with. Join quickly, sure to be a hot usergroup!
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:09 am

Need 9 more interested Pirate Ninjas to create the group, will it be you!?

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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:13 am

I don't know.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:18 am

Obviously I need to get the ball rolling...

I was a member of Pi Lambda Upsilon New Delta Epsilon Rho and plundered various artifacts, including the world's third largest rubic zirconium. As for my ninja training, I one stabbed a guy throw the heart with my ninja sword... while it was still sheathed.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby GrimReaper. on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:43 am

kinda of a rip off of what im starting.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby General Mojo on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:53 am

Now im REALLY confused...i thought you said pirates lacked discipline and therefore were not welcome in the martial arts clan? How is this a rip off?
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby GrimReaper. on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:55 am

i meant the idea but good luck with your clan :D
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:59 am

trapyoung wrote:I one stabbed a guy throw the heart with my ninja sword... while it was still sheathed.
The mark of a true master.

I once stole a mug from Starbucks... which is kind of plunder.

I also once watched this video, http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8&feature=related , and I now want to be just like him.

GrimReaper. wrote:kinda of a rip off of what im starting.
Tear-ducts, river... you get the idea.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:08 pm

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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Smokingdude420 on Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:39 pm

:lol:
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby icedagger on Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:39 pm

yarr?
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:15 pm

Well I'm pretty quiet, I think... (Ninjas are very quiet)
But I'm not a ninja.....
But I do have a sweet Cross Bow.


I also have a pirate hat from Burger King.
And have also seen Muppet Treasure Island like twenty times.

I am willing to catch Scurvey if it help boost my pirate rep.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:53 pm

icedagger wrote: yarr?


Juan_Bottom wrote:Well I'm pretty quiet, I think... (Ninjas are very quiet)
But I'm not a ninja.....
But I do have a sweet Cross Bow.


I also have a pirate hat from Burger King.
And have also seen Muppet Treasure Island like twenty times.

I am willing to catch Scurvey if it help boost my pirate rep.


boom citta, welcome to the club!
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:56 pm

While eating my fruit loops in the morning, I like to throw my throwing stars at the neighbors cat. I also enjoy slicing my veggies with my Full Tang Space Fighter. Oh not to mention I like to moan "Arrggggggg", umm at random times throughout the day. :D
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:59 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:While eating my fruit loops in the morning, I like to throw my throwing stars at the neighbors cat. I also enjoy slicing my veggies with my Full Tang Space Fighter. Oh not to mention I like to moan "Arrggggggg", umm at random times throughout the day. :D


good enough, glad you're on board. you'll be required to share hoop earrings with all of us though. the hoop earrings will have to be easily detachable as well and be sharp enough to pierce samurai armor and giant octopus tentacles.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:02 pm

trapyoung wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:While eating my fruit loops in the morning, I like to throw my throwing stars at the neighbors cat. I also enjoy slicing my veggies with my Full Tang Space Fighter. Oh not to mention I like to moan "Arrggggggg", umm at random times throughout the day. :D


good enough, glad you're on board. you'll be required to share hoop earrings with all of us though. the hoop earrings will have to be easily detachable as well and be sharp enough to pierce samurai armor and giant octopus tentacles.


Can I bring my elephant skinned fold up chair?
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:43 pm

of course
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:52 pm

Will we compete against other Martial-Arts/Pirate based clans?

If so, I want this off my chest, I'm afraid to battle Death's Martial-Art clan. I don't know why Death even needs to know Martial-Arts.... all he has to do is touch you... and Ka-Chow, you're dead. Doesn't seem sensible to me....
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby GrimReaper. on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:03 pm

well you know after thousands of years of killing ppl by touching them it gets kinda boring so i started to use my sci and cut pl open but that got boring so i just now turned to martial arts.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:04 pm

Are you joining? :lol:
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:07 pm

i'm sorry grim reaper, your pirate credentials are suspect and lacking - unless you can back it up i'm going to have to pass on your acceptance...
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby GrimReaper. on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:08 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Are you joining? :lol:



hell i didnt want inthis crappy clan
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby trapyoung on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:10 pm

GrimReaper. wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Are you joining? :lol:



hell i didnt want inthis crappy clan


well as i've noted, you lack any real pirate credentials and so this crappy clan didn't want you in it. while the grim reaper would provide us tons of street cred, i'm banking on all of our sweet scurvy to help give us the hard look we're aiming for. besides our ninjas are cooler than their martial artist.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:11 pm

GrimReaper. wrote:hell i didnt want inthis crappy clan


????

!!!!

Juan_Bottom wrote:Will we compete against other Martial-Arts/Pirate based clans?

If so, I want this off my chest, I'm afraid to battle Death's Martial-Art clan. I don't know why Death even needs to know Martial-Arts.... all he has to do is touch you... and Ka-Chow, you're dead. Doesn't seem sensible to me....


Changed my mind. I want to Dragon Punch that guy in the armpit. And then take his money. And maybe feed him to a shark or octopus or something.
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Re: New Clan-Pirate Ninja's Clan

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:12 pm

trapyoung wrote:i'm banking on all of our sweet scurvy to help give us the hard look we're aiming for


I have a crooked nose, and lots of scars too!
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