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Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:16 pm**

Welcome all you potential scams. This is the home for the greatest scam in CC.

THE INFAMOUS SCAMALOT!

Inorder to become a member, all we require is the following:

1. Record 1 post.

2. Follow in our delusion that our leaders are being honest with you.

3. Agree with us even when it's obvious to the world that we're full of it.

4. Never under any circumstances tell the truth concerning King Hecter's gender.

5. Scam as many people as humanly possible. (There must be a noticable effort put in to this)

If you are still here then that means I've captured your interest. You fools. Opps, I mean honorable SCAMMERS.

Join our wonderful kingdom of SCAMMERS and live in willful ignorance.

We are so desparate for your particapation that we are willing to immediately give you a high rank within our kingdom.

Join our kingdom and experience momentary bliss.

All hail Queen Hecter. Damn, I just broke rule 4. Let me rephrase that. All hail King Hecter.

Please join the kingdom of SCAMALOT!

In scamming we are unmatched and will succeed.

Now taking applications just for show.

Let the SCAMMING begin!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:20 pm**

/join. definitely. How can I miss this once-in-a-lifetime, can't-miss opportunity? a sure-fire win.

sign me up.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:29 pm**

I don't get it. :roll:

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:33 pm**

I think Snakey and Monkey will want in. Just a gut feeling.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:39 pm**

Ditocoaf wrote:/join. definitely. How can I miss this once-in-a-lifetime, can't-miss opportunity? a sure-fire win.

sign me up.

Your in. No questions asked.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 4:31 am**

still pissed that hecter made you look like a retard? :lol:

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 10:29 am**

haha i hardly read that post at the top - is this clown makin a clan or something?
it'll never be as good as spamalot

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 2:04 pm**

Iliad wrote:still pissed that hecter made you look like a retard?

If that's what you think big guy.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 2:20 pm**

Gregrios wrote:
Iliad wrote:still pissed that hecter made you look like a retard?

If that's what you think big guy.

that means yes

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 2:23 pm**

Good man.
Spmalot have NEVER done anything since I've been around.
As for the "great" hector - a total nonentity.
Well played.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 2:25 pm**

yo suggs i havnt seen you around here in a while...

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 2:28 pm**

yo. been posting all week. Wipe off your specs - i always finds that aids visibility no end.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 3:35 pm**

See, where you went wrong was that you posted this in the wrong place...

Clan recruitment threads should technically go into callouts

I'm sure it's a conspiracy, but I'm moving the thread to a more appropriate place...at which point I shall have to edit suggs' comment about impaired vision

Have a scammy one
Twill

<edit> Before anyone shouts "itz teh tr0ll f0r teh b1g 0ne1!!11!!" Yes, I am aware of that, but if you are going to try to troll, have the decency to do it in the appropriate forum

Thanks muchly.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 8:32 pm**

suggs' edit!
i hope this thread will die here

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 10:11 pm**

t-o-m wrote::lol: suggs' edit!
i hope this thread will die here

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2008 6:25 am**

Twildo is sooo cool.

Have a slappy-happy one
Twill.

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2008 2:27 pm**

NeoTony wrote:Twildo is sooo cool.

Have a slappy-happy one
Twill.

Could you possibly have your nose up Twills bum any further? Take a big wiff and let the smell intoxicate your mind. Oh, my bad. You've already done that.

Not to worry though. I've executed plan A which was a hit and hope type of plan and it seems that it's failed miserably. Now I will launch plan B which will be the flawless plan out of the two. It's just going to take a little more work.

So don't get too worried about the state of SCAMALOT there Neuty.

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2008 2:29 pm**

Gregrios wrote:
NeoTony wrote:Twildo is sooo cool.

Have a slappy-happy one
Twill.

Could you possibly have your nose up Twills bum any further? Take a big wiff and let the smell intoxicate your mind. Oh, my bad. You've already done that.

Not to worry though. I've executed plan A which was a hit and hope type of plan and it seems that it's failed miserably. Now I will launch plan B which will be the flawless plan out of the two. It's just going to take a little more work.

So don't get too worried about the state of SCAMALOT there Neuty. It's not over by a long shot. But I don't expect you to beleive me.

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2008 8:50 pm**

Scamalot...Interesting...Wonder what we scammed from you? Your virginity...Nah too ugly. Money? Pft, you're a non-premie so you're poor, so that cant be it either. Your IQ? That im willing to believe, many a player have came upon spamalot, stupified by its magnificents, but that wouldnt be considered scamming anyone, so tough shit...

You lost me in your paranoid world of delusion where as you say we scam people, i fail to see how we scammed anyone but i suppose ignorance is bliss.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2008 2:34 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Scamalot...Interesting...Wonder what we scammed from you? Your virginity...Nah too ugly. Money? Pft, you're a non-premie so you're poor, so that cant be it either. Your IQ? That im willing to believe, many a player have came upon spamalot, stupified by its magnificents, but that wouldnt be considered scamming anyone, so tough shit...

You lost me in your paranoid world of delusion where as you say we scam people, i fail to see how we scammed anyone but i suppose ignorance is bliss.

Your remarks are unfounded you SCAMALOT WANNA BE!

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2008 3:08 pm**

Careful not to flame Greg and Soap.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2008 5:20 pm**

Twill wrote:[-X

Careful not to flame Greg and Soap.

Yeah I hear ya Twill. By the way, thanks for replying.

Lets get things back on track here.

I've noticed that this thread is getting alot of attention from the spamalot gang. So for a limited time only we're holding a special offer for the Spams. Here it is:

SPECIAL: NOW OFFERING SPAMS TO GET CONVERTED TO SCAMS FOR NO CHARGE WHAT SO EVER!

Please order while I'm under the influence.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2008 5:59 pm**

This clan sounds like a great big call for attention from Gregrios.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2008 10:31 pm**

LEROY JENKINS wrote:This clan sounds like a great big call for attention from Gregrios.

In a sense it is. 8-)

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2008 9:54 am**

Gregrios wrote:
NeoTony wrote:Twildo is sooo cool.

Have a slappy-happy one
Twill.

Could you possibly have your nose up Twills bum any further? Take a big wiff and let the smell intoxicate your mind. Oh, my bad. You've already done that.

Not to worry though. I've executed plan A which was a hit and hope type of plan and it seems that it's failed miserably. Now I will launch plan B which will be the flawless plan out of the two. It's just going to take a little more work.

So don't get too worried about the state of SCAMALOT there Neuty.

Your post here just proves how out of touch you actually are with the forums. I'm sure Mr. Hart is one of the people least up Twill's butt. Anyway, what is this scamalot thing you're advocating? It's like you think you're the first vigilante to go against spamalot and try and result in it's downfall. It's been done before, it's failed multiple times, it's frankly quite pathetic.

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