Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:35 pm**

Ok. The last time we played you guys things were left at a standstill. We were 8 games in, and you guys were unable to field enough clansmen to do anymore. My question is, have the peckerwackers enough clansmen to settle this issue once and for all, or do you need more time to find new members?

Let us know so we can put this issue to rest once and for all.

Joe

WoW aka the drunkies.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:25 pm**

who the hell are you? you mean we had a "challenge" (i didn't know about this) 6 months ago? and btw, who's in your clan anyway? get a couple of actual players, maybe you'll get a little respect......

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:48 pm**

Nephilim wrote:who the hell are you? you mean we had a "challenge" (i didn't know about this) 6 months ago? and btw, who's in your clan anyway? get a couple of actual players, maybe you'll get a little respect......

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12043&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

There ya go, sport.
We are not a very big clan, but we have a couple of guys in the top 50. We spend our time playing rather than trolling around the forums like you girls.

Like I said, this thing was never settled, due to fact that the 'stache could never find any members that were not in detox.

Posted: **Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:02 pm**

Hey Neph, he's talking about the Stachewackers. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:13 pm**

bush and pecker are an opposite, any guy would know that.

Posted: **Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:42 pm**

AK_iceman wrote:Hey Neph, he's talking about the Stachewackers.

ahh, it makes more sense now. altho i gotta say, i have oodles more respect for the stache than these lame queers, you are nobodies on CC, you realize that rite? except greycloak, if he's really a member.....

you're not good enough to brush bushwacker nut off kyle's mom's face anyways....

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:29 am**

Beautiful, just beautiful.

snuffy's the sort that'll let greycloak do the fighting for him. Which is kinda sad, 'cause greycloak's good people, and it's a shame to see him associatin' with such an imprecise-thread-naming nozzle.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:44 am**

Incandenza wrote:Beautiful, just beautiful.

snuffy's the sort that'll let greycloak do the fighting for him. Which is kinda sad, 'cause greycloak's good people, and it's a shame to see him associatin' with such an imprecise-thread-naming nozzle.

burn

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:46 pm**

Nephilim wrote:
AK_iceman wrote:Hey Neph, he's talking about the Stachewackers.

ahh, it makes more sense now. altho i gotta say, i have oodles more respect for the stache than these lame queers, you are nobodies on CC, you realize that rite? except greycloak, if he's really a member.....

you're not good enough to brush bushwacker nut off kyle's mom's face anyways....

Hey Neph, you know Grey had a partner in all 11 games we've played against you.... what was the record? 7-4 or something in our favour? Maybe you should have a closer look at the WoW usergroup before you spout off about who's a nobody.

The last Clanwar we had with these steaming piles of Horse cum ended up in a draw.

pretty good for a bunch of "nobodies"

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:09 pm**

Nephilim wrote:ahh, it makes more sense now. altho i gotta say, i have oodles more respect for the stache than these lame queers, you are nobodies on CC, you realize that rite? except greycloak, if he's really a member.....

you're not good enough to brush bushwacker nut off kyle's mom's face anyways....

Incandenza wrote:Beautiful, just beautiful.

snuffy's the sort that'll let greycloak do the fighting for him. Which is kinda sad, 'cause greycloak's good people, and it's a shame to see him associatin' with such an imprecise-thread-naming nozzle.

It sounds like your clans should be renamed to the Grey-is-our-hero Fan Club...

Yes, I am an active WotW member (I have two batches of wine on the go right now). Yes, Mr. Snuff is a bit of a nozzle but that's his job as clan shit disturber. Yes, we would be glad to take on any whackers of any kind, bush, stache, ass or otherwise.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:37 pm**

Donkey wrote:
Nephilim wrote:
AK_iceman wrote:Hey Neph, he's talking about the Stachewackers.

ahh, it makes more sense now. altho i gotta say, i have oodles more respect for the stache than these lame queers, you are nobodies on CC, you realize that rite? except greycloak, if he's really a member.....

you're not good enough to brush bushwacker nut off kyle's mom's face anyways....

Hey Neph, you know Grey had a partner in all 11 games we've played against you.... what was the record? 7-4 or something in our favour? Maybe you should have a closer look at the WoW usergroup before you spout off about who's a nobody.

The last Clanwar we had with these steaming piles of Horse cum ended up in a draw.

pretty good for a bunch of "nobodies"

whatever dude, didn't see your name there and don't care. so the clan has 2 decent players instead of 1, the rest are still losers.....and bragging about beating the stache.....well, do i really have to say anything?

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:16 pm**

Burn.

Hey, wait a second...

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:35 pm**

Nephilim wrote: i have oodles more respect for the stache than these lame queers.

So let's just have a look at what you respect:

The Stachewackers have 25 members in the clan, 17 of those are inactive.

-Highest ranking member is Incandenza at Captain
-D.IsaFagnPoundsMensBrown is damn near inactive, and holds the second highest rank(also a Captain)
-Total of 2 active officers
-2 1st class Sergeants
-1 Sergeant
-2 1st class corporals
-1 Cadet

Maybe it's just me, but I get the feeling you have oodles of respect for McDonalds employees as well. :roll:

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:58 pm**

Donkey wrote: Horse cum

sorry, I must have had an accident...I get all excited when I see clans going at each other's throats .... :lol:

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:44 pm**

Donkey wrote:
Nephilim wrote: i have oodles more respect for the stache than these lame queers.

So let's just have a look at what you respect:

The Stachewackers have 25 members in the clan, 17 of those are inactive.

-Highest ranking member is Incandenza at Captain
-D.IsaFagnPoundsMensBrown is damn near inactive, and holds the second highest rank(also a Captain)
-Total of 2 active officers
-2 1st class Sergeants
-1 Sergeant
-2 1st class corporals
-1 Cadet

Maybe it's just me, but I get the feeling you have oodles of respect for McDonalds employees as well.

Burn

Neph, your attempted trash talking about us (and the staches) is getting this thread way off topic. We asked them if they wanted to settle this and I'll we've gotten so far you yapping on about how great they are and how big of n00bs we are and you're not even one of there members. I know you have some sort of man crush on them, but why not let them answer for themselves?

Incandenza, you starting bitching about us getting greycloak to do all our fighting for us, but now all I see is Neph on here talking trash and "fighting" for you. So we'll ask you once again... would you like to settle this thing or not?

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:50 pm**

Bah! The peckerwackers only have 8 members? Damn, that's even less than before?
Whats the problem? Did D.IsaFag and the rest of the ass-bandits go back to prison love?

I guess the challenge was not even worth our time after all.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:12 pm**

You guys are laboring under the amusing misconception that somehow this whole challenge thing ended in a draw. When the original grandiose idea for a finale proved unfeasible, a plain-ole 3x3 was decided upon. I created the game, auto and 2d joined, and there the game sat. And sat. And sat. And then vanished, as unfilled private games will only sit there for so long before the system deletes them.

You guys didn't show. Thus, you forfeited. Thus, we won the game and, by extension, the challenge.

And it's not my problem that you guys took the summer off, or failed to regularly check the relevant thread, or didn't sufficiently keep track of developments.

So there ya go. I'm sure snuffy will cast aspersions on our sexual orientation and donkey will cast aspersions on our game skill, but the great thing is that I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's dick.

We won. You lost. Now go challenge the jesus freaks or something. They're the only ones on this site that are even more self-righteous about their hobby (that being christianity) than you are about your whole home-brewing thing.

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:08 am**

And I thought I was just a drunk....turns out I'm a self-righteous drunk!

WOOHOO!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:17 am**

Incandenza wrote:You guys are laboring under the amusing misconception that somehow this whole challenge thing ended in a draw. When the original grandiose idea for a finale proved unfeasible, a plain-ole 3x3 was decided upon. I created the game, auto and 2d joined, and there the game sat. And sat. And sat. And then vanished, as unfilled private games will only sit there for so long before the system deletes them.

You guys didn't show. Thus, you forfeited. Thus, we won the game and, by extension, the challenge.

And it's not my problem that you guys took the summer off, or failed to regularly check the relevant thread, or didn't sufficiently keep track of developments.

So there ya go. I'm sure snuffy will cast aspersions on our sexual orientation and donkey will cast aspersions on our game skill, but the great thing is that I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's dick.

We won. You lost. Now go challenge the jesus freaks or something. They're the only ones on this site that are even more self-righteous about their hobby (that being christianity) than you are about your whole home-brewing thing.

Does anyone care to know the truth?

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=300

Fact is, we posted our team for the final battle 15 days before you could scrape up a team for it. You guys pussied out then, and are doing the same again.

You want me to cast aspirations on your game skill? I'm pretty sure we'd have more of a challenge if we did take on the Jesus Freaks.

And to think I had some respect for you. Head out of ass Inc.

Posted: **Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:06 am**

Bah! No worries, this is a non-issue. The 'sache-peckerwackers are too worried about male virgin anal loving than playing CC. I say let them have their fun. I hate to say it but perhaps the bible-thumping Jesus Freaks might be more of a challenge. But no, its like clubbing seals with those guys too.

Posted: **Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:37 am**

Wow. Donkey talked shit about our game skill, and joe talked shit about our sexual orientation. How depressingly true to form. Ypu guys should try and mix it up sometimes: have joe be the voice of reason, donkey do the whole 'you guyz have teh ghey' thing, and greycloak cast aspersion on people's game skills. At least you'd catch people off guard.

You guys still aren't getting it. It makes no difference how far in advance of the last game you had your team together. Said team failed to show up in the game itself. So you could've announced your final game lineup a year in advance, and it wouldn't matter.

If you would like to issue a challenge for a rematch, then that is your right. But given that you've let your monkey be your spokesperson on this issue, I wouldn't hold your respective breaths. We do have our reputation to consider.

Posted: **Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:08 pm**

Donkey wrote:The Stachewackers have 25 members in the clan, 17 of those are inactive.

-Highest ranking member is Incandenza at Captain
-D.IsaFagnPoundsMensBrown is damn near inactive, and holds the second highest rank(also a Captain)
-Total of 2 active officers
-2 1st class Sergeants
-1 Sergeant
-2 1st class corporals
-1 Cadet

What reputation?

Posted: **Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:10 pm**

Seems to me the "manly" thing to do would be to step up and just accept the challenge.

All I hear is excuses for not playing.

There's a word for that where I come from......

It's called POONTANG.

Now quit your whiny little bitchy excuses, man up and accept the challenge.

Or be relegated to the pit of cowardice.

Now, where'd I put that Bourbon Barrel Porter.......

Posted: **Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:57 pm**

Bogusbet wrote::Crik: :Crik: :Crik:

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:13 pm**

Bump. Damn. It must suck only having 3 active clan-bitches. WTF? Why don't you guys just disband?

Conquer Club

WoW calling out the 'peckerwackers... again

WoW calling out the 'peckerwackers... again