Conquer Club

Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.


Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.


Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Now, if anybody is interested in finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please post below.

Do you accept Catholics?

stinkycheese wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Now, if anybody is interested in finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please post below.

Do you accept Catholics?

Simple answer: Yes, generally we do.
Why?

HoustonNutt wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.


Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

You realy do like messing with Caleb's mind don't you.

Gandalf40 wrote:

HoustonNutt wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.


Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

You realy do like messing with Caleb's mind don't you.

Everyone needs a hobby.

all you religious wanna-be's like Houston, go on to church, you'll learn more there. no spamming of this thread or I'll break out the altar boy stick.

wicked wrote:all you religious wanna-be's like Houston, go on to church, you'll learn more there. no spamming of this thread or I'll break out the altar boy stick.

(a) there is no apostrophe in "wanna-bes"
(b) we're not spamming. the OP says PM him with any desire to join. I smiled because I knew his original message was directed toward me.

Houston, you are not in this thread to join, so move along.

sorry i didnt find this earlier, but you know im in

What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

does it matter what rank u r?

Guidocks wrote:does it matter what rank u r?

We have set our rank standards very low. You've only got to be a Private.
We set it at Private because to us, points aren't the most important thing in the world, but we didn't want New Recruits due to the high number of New Recruits who abandon their accounts.

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

always wondered where baptism was in the creed.....

Can you be part of two groups, because if you can I would love to join.
Yes, I am Baptist and I love the lord with all my heart.
Don't mind my name, I am a believer.

Nephilim wrote:always wondered where baptism was in the creed.....

Romans 10:9 states "If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved."
This verse does not mention anything about baptism being required to be saved. Now some people would say that the verse in my signature and Romans 10:9 contradict one another but they do not. Due to the fact that every verse in the Bible is true, Romans 10:9 is accurate, all you have to do is believe. The verse in my signature is also true, people who believe and are baptized will be saved, because they believe.
The Apostles' Creed does speak of the Holy Spirit and the forgiveness of sins, which are both very involved in the Sacrament of Holy Baptism.

war_bloodline wrote:Can you be part of two groups, because if you can I would love to join.
Yes, I am Baptist and I love the lord with all my heart.
Don't mind my name, I am a believer.

At this point, there is no limit to the number of other clans you can be in, and I doubt there will ever be a rule like that.

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

heavycola wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

No.

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

I'm a devout Catholic and I want in.


From the Book of Wisdom 2:2 For our lifetime is the passing of a shadow; and our dying cannot be deferred because it is fixed with a seal; and no one returns
2:2 continues... Come, therefore, let us enjoy the good things that are real

Okay S.H.A.D.E., I believe that you qualify, I'll send you a pm.

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

No.

Listen up Caleb. I'm so close to jesus that communion tastes like leftovers. God will punish you for this. I will pray for your soul.

heavycola wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

No.

Listen up Caleb. I'm so close to jesus that communion tastes like leftovers. God will punish you for this. I will pray for your soul.

I simply do not believe you at all.
If you want, I can ask the current members of the clan about letting you in, but I bet they'll say no.
I've got a question, what denomination are you(if any)?

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Caleb the Cruel wrote:

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

No.

Listen up Caleb. I'm so close to jesus that communion tastes like leftovers. God will punish you for this. I will pray for your soul.

I simply do not believe you at all.
If you want, I can ask the current members of the clan about letting you in, but I bet they'll say no.
I've got a question, what denomination are you(if any)?

To the best of my knowledge heavycola is a member of the The Church of the Pentecostal Opthalmology.