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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:21 pm

I just used it to show you where I was coming from, is all. I'm pretty sure anyone can have anyone dragged into court....... Ever punch a baby?

You should prolly ask your dictionary friend to join! That's pretty weird leisure time reading material....
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:27 pm

hehe...did i say she was my friend? well, i think she thoroughly depises me...or at least acts like it...she always looks down on me, even though i am better than her in some cases. but if i asked her to join she'd probably just make some snide remark to make me feel bad.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:05 pm

Blue_Merle77 wrote:hehe...did i say she was my friend? well, i think she thoroughly depises me...or at least acts like it...she always looks down on me, even though i am better than her in some cases. but if i asked her to join she'd probably just make some snide remark to make me feel bad.


A person who reads the dictionary as a hobby can make you feel bad? Is it becuse she knows a lot of words? I'd prolly just do the ol' four-knuckle rebuttal. Can't win a battle of words, but you could always catch a raccoon in a HAVAHART trap and let it go in her car or something(trust me, not on a hot day). I'd just beat her up, or prank the crap out of her. A good roundhouse to the face could do wonders!

BTW, what are "some cases?"
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Fircoal on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:35 pm

I'm in. If I cared about being popular, I would have stopped showing how much I like Pokemon a long time ago. ;)
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:56 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:I'd just beat her up, or prank the crap out of her. A good roundhouse to the face could do wonders!

BTW, what are "some cases?"


she takes tai-kuan-do...however you spell it...
about the some cases: i run faster, i'm better in algebra, and i get a better weirdo ranking. Also, people consider me a lot nicer.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:02 pm

Blue_Merle77 wrote:about the some cases: i run faster, i'm better in algebra,


PERFECT!!!!

Roundhouse her in the back of the head. Then simply run away. But! If she does catch you, stun her with a math problem!
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby kagetora on Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:10 pm

Just follow this simple instruction set

1. Sneak up behind her
2. Smack her real hard
3. Run the hell away
4. If she catches up, ask her what 2+2 is
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:34 pm

Then smack her again while she works it out. Then run.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby magneto_acolyte on Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:56 pm

I'll join since everyone I know says I'm weird.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:09 pm

oh joy...you people sure know how to beat someone up...but no, i probably shouldn't do that...i'd only stun her for a few minutes. later, she'll murder me in my sleep.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:11 pm

Blue_Merle77 wrote:oh joy...you people sure know how to beat someone up...but no, i probably shouldn't do that...i'd only stun her for a few minutes. later, she'll murder me in my sleep.


Get a lion.

Do you have the proper number of members now?
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Smokingdude420 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:46 pm

i believe so or you just get someone big and strong to smack her around and then that way you dont get hurt and then she will be scared to come around you :D
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:49 pm

Smokingdude420 wrote:i believe so or you just get someone big and strong to smack her around and then that way you dont get hurt and then she will be scared to come around you :D


:lol:
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:57 am

That can be arranged, for a fee of course.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:46 am

sheesh, what are you, high school drop outs? anyway, i filed in the request, but it's suppposed to take up to a few days to get accepted...
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Smokingdude420 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:07 pm

nope I graduated no problem :lol: even went to get my diploma blown outta my mind :lol:
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:49 pm

wow...and next some yankee's gonna tell me they graduated high school with a 4.0 average and went to college for a PhD...
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Smokingdude420 on Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:06 pm

you never know
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Fircoal on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:46 am

Blue_Merle77 wrote:sheesh, what are you, high school drop outs? anyway, i filed in the request, but it's suppposed to take up to a few days to get accepted...

I'm still in High SChool, waiting for the perfect time to drop out. :D
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Sentinel XIV on Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:17 am

Fircoal wrote:
Blue_Merle77 wrote:sheesh, what are you, high school drop outs? anyway, i filed in the request, but it's suppposed to take up to a few days to get accepted...

I'm still in High SChool, waiting for the perfect time to drop out. :D


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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:26 pm

tsk tsk, such bad intentions...I for one, will graduate high school with a scholarship for college, i'm not gonna go to harvard but i'm gonna apply for the heck of it to see if i get in, then i'll go to the university of tennesse and study veterinary medicine, in which i'll be almost 30 when i get out of college...alternatively, i may study computer sciences and try to beat microsoft...
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:06 pm

I'm in educational limbo, finished the last year of school and am waiting on results now.
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Re: New Clan, Anyone?

Postby Blue_Merle77 on Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:00 pm

Hey, everything's up and ready! feel free to...do stuff...i guess...
Nickbaldwin wrote:I'm in educational limbo, finished the last year of school and am waiting on results now.

Good luck, i still got some time before i get to my last year...*sigh* but no fear!!! life is short, so eat dessert first!!!
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