by Blue_Merle77 on Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:40 pm
do i seem pathetic to anyone else? i waste my time looking at stupid doctor jokes...oh well check this out:
ARRESTED:
NEW YORK-- A 17-year-old srudent was arrested
today at JFK International Airport as he attempted
to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
pro-tractor, a compass, a slide rule, and a
multi-function calculator.
At a morning press conference,Commander Sergeant
Major Daniels said he believes the student is a member
of the notorious Al-gebra terrorist organization.
He did not identify the student, who has been charged by
the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra continues to be a problem for us," Daniels
said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes,
and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
absolute values.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer
to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have
determined they belong to a common denominator
of the ax is of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used
to say,' There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"
When asked to comment on the arrest,
presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math
instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes!"
I live in my own world, but that's ok, because everyone knows me there.
A person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.