Warlords of Wort

[tcichon]

We are calling out any other clans - need some education on how to drink beer and hell, why not, brew it as well...

[khazalid]

we'll get back to you on that one...

[AAFitz]

Age 14-17 after...finding.....drink beer and giggle ridiculously(Not recommended)

18-21 drink and giggle ridiculously with silly games to encourage more drinking (not recommended)

21-25 drink at the best clubs with the hottest women imaginable

25-30 drink everywhere, and possibly more often, but 1/20th your past consumption

30-35 drink at weddings, games, poker

35-39.364 drink socially, but substitue less fattening drinks such as wine to convince yourself its healthy

40 drink a lot

40.001-49.364 drink at dinner parties, dinner, after dealing with your children, after work....etc, etc....

50 play quarters and drink far too much with new 20 year old girlfriend, trying to be young at heart.

50.001 go back to wife to insure you live

50.002 drink in celebration of your return home

50. 003-60 drink at games, occasional dinner, but much less frequently.

60-80 drink beer whenever you want... whats the difference?

80-100 no need for beer... nature and medical treatments will supply the intoxication for you

*1-110.. never while driving.. its just stupid

[the_fatty]

um how does the warlords of wort clan have people with 0 posts? lol