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This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:28 pm

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Since the dawn of time, denizens of Conquer Club have yearned for a Community College in which to learn, forget, make drunken therrads, and appreciate the abstract beauty of the Universe itself.

Since the saturation and stagnation of the Qomedy Qlub, the Community College has taken on the responsibility of the Qommunity, and will be offering all of the above. And more.

Established in 1863, the Community College is focused on focusing the most entertaining, engaging, and conceptually violating therrads in the Conquer Club into one beautiful sub-forum.

The College offers a thrilling range of enthralling courses, some of which are listed here:
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Christian Bale has been quoted referring to the Community College as "voracious".

Membership is free (and, in some cases, obligatory), and all applications are thoroughly reviewed by a specially applied team of trained application reviewers.


HOW TO APPLY:

Post in this therrad or send a PM to ManBungalow expressing your interest in joining the superclub.



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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby SirSebstar on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:04 am

i like to learn underwater basket weaving. considering i live in the Netherlands which is mostly below sealevel, i think this would be a worthwile timeinvestment
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby thehippo8 on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:51 pm

Rural Property Management sounds like the course for me.
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby Gilligan on Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:15 pm

I'd love to know how to survive an apocalypse
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby UCAbears on Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:02 pm

Sign me up for Robotics.
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:18 pm

After extensive review, the following applications have been approved:

SirSebstar
thehippo8
Gilligan
UCAbears

Congratulations on making it into the most prestigious club around!
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby thehippo8 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:01 am

Okay, so for my first assignment I have begun drying out the waterhole and the animals are starting to arrive ... what now ... ???

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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:03 pm

Course BCF0: Surviving Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses begins today.

Available only to members of the CCCC.
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby thehippo8 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:54 am

This may have come at the right time ... things havn't been going as well at the waterhole as I would have liked ...

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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby notyou2 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:13 pm

Are there any frisbee courses?

Also, California State Community College has a course "The Art of Waterpipe Cleaning". Do you intend to offer a fine course such as this as I am trying to decide where to apply myself?
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

Postby Eddygp on Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:24 am

I want to apply for the underwater basket weaving course!
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