Conquer Club

In that place which resides beyond the realms of comprehension; where logic battles emotion to create the perfect thought.
In that place where wonder smiles as she sits on the sands of perpetuity, swaying in the wind as the ocean whispers hidden truth.
In that place the tide is turning; the waves have sought new crests, leaving listless foam where white hooves once crashed.

So strain your eye against the faltering light... guard your gaze lest the sea-sprays impair! Move a little closer.. can you see that ghostly shape.. the shape was always there, just hidden by your primal fear.

With wizened face and pensive pose, his smile for warmth, deep thought his clothes. He sits and sees all things of worth; the battles won and victories' mirth.

His aim is mischief, conquest his role! His actions gilt-edged by comforts soul!
For he is legion, a family of one.
For he is Monkey, let us have some fun!


THE SPANKING MONKI'S are here and we are glad to make your acquaintance.

Please meet:


Active (In spirit if not in war):

larsin
luckywar
kratos644
skillfull
Sam02
laughingcavalier
ender_w99
Nate the Great
codeblue1018
osujacket
friendly1
hatchman
Blind Date
dustin800
Junior Bee
RiskTycoon
Vuk Samotnjak
Bonomo101
jiminski




Non-Active ghost Monkis
Jonsvoll
Frop
Sir Titus
Surfingmace
SkyT
Firstholliday
Georgerx7di
Tisha
kmacready
laddida
Ruben Cassar
jalen45



Recruitment:
We are now a closed Clan, as we are pretty much big enough!

Aim
Our intention is to challenge the very best Clans on the site, become the most formidable of their number and have boundless enjoyment in the act...

Clan Challenge:
Additional: We are now accepting clan Challenges! - Please contact one of the Members highlighted in BOLD if you wish to fight!




Good luck from the Monki's

Epic!

We are here to own your asses.

Clanchallences will be up in a month.

come get some?

why dont you all spank each others monkey first, get that out of the way so you can have some stamina to play us, poor clap will be busy




















and no nudes jim if we ever do dual, thats not fair

Congratulations with the first thota reply blitz.


You won a prize.

A night on the town with "sir Titus'

No fly your ass to Bangkok where you will be introduced in the famous nightlife.

Blitzaholic wrote:.....

and no nudes jim if we ever do dual, thats not fair

ahhh you have guessed my master plan Blitz! but as i can not get images into the chat i am practicing my trashy porn novel writing..
excerpt Chapter 1: Monkeys have erogenous zones too!
"...he placed his throbbing manhood in the cleft of her inviting peach!.. she drew back as he thrust forcefully and gazed into her eyes; like puma to prey in the last death-rolls of resistance...... " etc etc.

needs some work but i am sure you will only roll 1's!

blitz, they don't need my help to spank their own monkeys ..

clapper011 wrote:blitz, they don't need my help to spank their own monkeys ..

hey that's not part of the master plan! .. get spanking Jane!

jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)

yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination

It does not have to be that high.
Prove that you are a good teamplayer, be fun. Get votes & you are in.

Hell clapper is a cook and she is in.

firstholliday wrote:It does not have to be that high.
Prove that you are a good teamplayer, be fun. Get votes & you are in.

Hell clapper is a cook and she is in.

well someones gotta feed you, keep your strength up while in battle and all.

agreed 2000 point entry and clapper is a serg....*checks his score* yes im higher than her...

nah i love you clapper i cant stay mad at you

rebelman wrote:

jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)

yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination

true Rebel but more than 90% of the clans are not restricted in that way... the officers need a home too!

As First says this is a rule of thumb (but a firm one); if we can see a potential for openness and humility in a player (and skill of course) we will consider them with a good deal of happiness.

Regarding Clapper: she is a rule unto herself and Queen of all the Monki's... as i am sure we all know!

that is true...meh

firstholliday wrote:It does not have to be that high.
Prove that you are a good teamplayer, be fun. Get votes & you are in.

Hell clapper is a cook and she is in.

I am not


ass

lord voldemort wrote:agreed 2000 point entry and clapper is a serg....*checks his score* yes im higher than her...

nah i love you clapper i cant stay mad at you

rebelman wrote:

jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)

yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination

ahem...you are in a clan. and I know you have no plans of leaving them

clapper011 wrote:

rebelman wrote:

jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)

yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination

ahem...you are in a clan. and I know you have no plans of leaving them

oooh good point Clapp ...
1. was Rebel angling for a nomination to our Clan!?
or
2. just causing crap for no good reason at all?

Welcome monkeys. Have fun spanking yourself. Just don't give details.

o the intrigue. i dont know how i'd feel about eliminating clappy.. i might have to give these festivities a wide berth for the sake of my conscience : P

happy2seeyou wrote:Welcome monkeys. Have fun spanking yourself. Just don't give details.

that kind of stuff makes baby jesus cry.

I would go for the ladder of the 2 there jim. he is a true s**** disturber


and I think he wants a spanking from me

I'm too scared to PM anyone. What if they think I am not a high quality spanker

Good luck Gents+Lady