Conquer Club

Greetings Risk lovers/haters/equal-opportunists.

I have some good news, and some bad news.

The bad news (depending on your point of view) is that our beloved IcePack is retiring from his position as Head Clan Dicktator. As some of you know he recently went on holiday, partly to enjoy quality time with his family but also to review his current position on the clan staff and where his place was. After several deep conversations with myself and others, Icey-P has come to the decision that he will be stepping down. This will take place on April 23rd. I'm sure we can all agree Icey-P has done tremendous work within the clan scene since taking the reign from Leehar, and even before then he was heavily involved in many elements of the clan world that we now take for granted. I personally have always enjoyed a great friendship with my moustached veteran and will be sad to see him leave. Although of course he is not quitting CC entirely, and will be remaining as part of the team for a little while to make sure everything is in order and the transition goes smoothly.

Let's all give our praise to IcePack for the wonderful work he's done over the last few years. Words cannot express my gratitude enough!

Now, onto the good news (according to everyone's point of view).

I will be taking over as Head Clan Dicktator. As you can see, a usergroup has been formed to review many applicants for new CDs, but not all will actually become fully fledged members of the Dicktatorship Leadership Partay. I'm sure you're all as thrilled as I am that such a polite, easy-going and dedicated personality such as myself will be leading the clan world from this point onward. I honestly don't have much to say. This has been in the works for quite a long time, ever since bigWham took ownership of the site. I have been IcePack's dutiful student all this time, learning from his bountiful knowledge and gracious demeanour. I'm sure you can all tell I've readily adapted these traits into my own personality. He taught me the ways of the Clan's Universal National Tuition and I will forever be grateful for Icey-P's tutelage.

There is nothing left to say, other than thank you Ice and I enjoy starting on a new venture with Conquer Club and it's Clan Dicktatorship!

Yeah! Congrats Caff! Clearly the best man for the job....

Lx

Lindax wrote:Yeah! Congrats Caff! Clearly the best man for the job....

Lx

Thank you for the kind words! I'll be reviewing your application shortly.

Good luck with that bunch, lots of decent candidates. Hopefully you can take the clan area to the next level.
Sorry all, but between RL, work, CR@W, and everything else going on around here I just can't keep up anymore.
Caff was kind enough to offer a way out, so I took him up on it.

I've enjoyed my time here, but its time to put my feet up in semi-retirement.

IcePack / Jason

Thanks for all your hard work Ice.
I'm sure Caff will do a great job

So now that the first is over, what is your big first focal point going to be Caff?

IcePack wrote:So now that the first is over, what is your big first focal point going to be Caff?

Well, obviously we discussed this already, but thank you for the prompt my dear Icy friend. Let us outline the agenda.

1. Beginning with the next Conqueror's Cup, the bottom tier clans will be given byes, rather than the top tier. This is to encourage more clans to participate, give top clans a chance to test new players' mettle, and stop people being arrogant and thinking they deserve everything on a silver platter.

2. Josko can no longer post anywhere in the clan forums, nor is he allowed to sit for any player again because he does it a lot and cries whenever someone else does the same his opponents.

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4. We will be introducing a new tournament for quads only on Doodle Earth with nuclear spoils. This will carry a heavier weight in the F400 than other tournaments.

5. No Clan Dicktators under my authority will show favouritism to particular clans or members like some do now. There is no room for that kind of bullshit.

6.The CD team will no longer be using Skype to communicate. Instead we will conduct ourselves in the Live Chat since nobody uses it and we can keep everything on CC that way.

I'd like to file a formal protest. I was just thinking of asking Josko to be my sitter. He'll make the best possible moves for me (like loading territory AEIV on Conquer Rome or going for the Hawaii bonus in USA2.1) and who could possibly object to that?

Your protest has been recognised and dismissed.

Does this mean you won't be inviting me to random games anymore, since you will be too busy??

He’ll have plenty of time. He’s been let go. Along with everyone else

IcePack wrote:He’ll have plenty of time. He’s been let go. Along with everyone else

Yes yes.. let them ALL go! But also let them eat cake! Off with their heads and all that other fun stuff.

Does that mean I can have Josko as my sitter now?

rockfist wrote:Does that mean I can have Josko as my sitter now?

You'll have to get in line behind me!

fishydance wrote:

rockfist wrote:Does that mean I can have Josko as my sitter now?

You'll have to get in line behind me!

To be fair to everyone, every clan will get one night a month with Josko being their sitter.

IcePack wrote:

fishydance wrote:

rockfist wrote:Does that mean I can have Josko as my sitter now?

You'll have to get in line behind me!

To be fair to everyone, every clan will get one night a month with Josko being their sitter.

Pass

IcePack wrote:

fishydance wrote:

rockfist wrote:Does that mean I can have Josko as my sitter now?

You'll have to get in line behind me!

To be fair to everyone, every clan will get one night a month with Josko being their sitter.

Keefie wrote:

IcePack wrote:

fishydance wrote:

rockfist wrote:Does that mean I can have Josko as my sitter now?

You'll have to get in line behind me!

To be fair to everyone, every clan will get one night a month with Josko being their sitter.

Pass

Same. I'd rather disband my clan than force them to put up with his bullshit.

fishydance wrote:Does this mean you won't be inviting me to random games anymore, since you will be too busy??

I send you like two invites a year and you still don't accept them, nothing like the good old days.