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Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:32 am**

I declare war to Splinter Cell.

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:54 am**

I think you need to add in your conditions that you only accept to play on 4 maps!

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2015 4:26 am**

*only pretty maps

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:09 am**

nietzsche wrote:*only pretty maps

only pretty mapsis only 4 maps right? and only polymorphic since you never play with real teammates? is notyou2 cool with that?

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:42 am**

betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:*only pretty maps

only pretty mapsis only 4 maps right? and only polymorphic since you never play with real teammates? is notyou2 cool with that?

I would help Nietzsche on this, I like it.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:50 am**

persianempire wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:*only pretty maps

only pretty mapsis only 4 maps right? and only polymorphic since you never play with real teammates? is notyou2 cool with that?

I would help Nietzsche on this, I like it.

I'm not sure help is the correct word there.

Posted: **Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:25 pm**

Splinter Cell accepts nietzsche declaration of war, under the following conditions:

1) nietzsche must recruite 9 players to fill team games (no player caps, but a minimum of 10 players must be used as per clan war rules). None of nietzsche's players may be active in another clan.
2) nietzsche must play in every game.
3) The war will be 101 games, with 50 "home" games for each "clan". Splinter Cell will choose 15 doubles games, 15 triples games, 15 quadruples games, and 5 singles games. nietzsche may choose 50 games of whatever nietzsche likes. The 101st game (the "tiebreaker") will be chosen via a poll in the Off-Topic forum - nietzsche and Splinter Cell will each provide 5 options for the tiebreaker game and the general public will vote. nietzsche must use his 9 "clanmates" to fill all away games.
4) As per clan war rules, no freestyle, beta, manual, or speed games. All other settings are valid, no settings limits.
5) The 12 hour fog rule is not in effect.
6) If nietzsche loses the war, he is required to wear a Splinter Cell avatar and signature for no less than 2 years.

nietzsche, please respond with your acceptance of the above terms as soon as possible.

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:27 am**

Will every splinter cell member be wearing a signature designed by me for 2 years?

Posted: **Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:50 pm**

I have the first recuit you guys! Aren't you excited? Oh I should start working in your signatures. I think I'm making one general and one special for 2 of you guys.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:52 pm**

To clarify, Splinter Cell only agrees to the terms such that this war counts as an official clan war.

This means nietzsche will likely need to form a clan as per the guidelines here and here.

So long as nietzsche is willing to follow the rules such that this war will count as an official clan war, Splinter Cell accepts. The signature bet can only be between willing participants (ie - nietzsche cannot force members of SC to wear the signature unless they have agreed prior to the start of the war) - so the impetus is on nietzsche to compel any members of SC that he wishes to see wearing a signature (in the event of an SC loss) to agree to this condition prior to the war commencing.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:54 pm**

denominator wrote:To clarify, Splinter Cell only agrees to the terms such that this war counts as an official clan war.

This means nietzsche will likely need to form a clan as per the guidelines here and here.

So long as nietzsche is willing to follow the rules such that this war will count as an official clan war, Splinter Cell accepts. The signature bet can only be between willing participants (ie - nietzsche cannot force members of SC to wear the signature unless they have agreed prior to the start of the war) - so the impetus is on nietzsche to compel any members of SC that he wishes to see wearing a signature (in the event of an SC loss) to agree to this condition prior to the war commencing.

nietzsche may choose 50 games of whatever nietzsche likes.

This would need to be changed to follow the team game guidelines etc

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:16 pm**

Lol i might know the name of the clan he is forming.
If this war happens it might take some time before he creates his clan and his army.

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:00 am**

denominator wrote:To clarify, Splinter Cell only agrees to the terms such that this war counts as an official clan war.

This means nietzsche will likely need to form a clan as per the guidelines here and here.

So long as nietzsche is willing to follow the rules such that this war will count as an official clan war, Splinter Cell accepts. The signature bet can only be between willing participants (ie - nietzsche cannot force members of SC to wear the signature unless they have agreed prior to the start of the war) - so the impetus is on nietzsche to compel any members of SC that he wishes to see wearing a signature (in the event of an SC loss) to agree to this condition prior to the war commencing.

WHat? Why do you think I'm not in a clan, I hate all those things. Seems to me you thought I was going to decline your first offer, and when you saw I agreed but added the reciprocal signature bet clausule, you added more shit to avoid playing me.

@betiko, I told you they were going to puss out.

The clan I was thinking was nothing official, only to take care of bussiness. I had planed that 3 or 4 former conquerors be in it. One had already accepted, another was in talks who if accepted would've helped me (I was hoping) to get another conqueror in, and I was going to contact another more, and even another more which was less likely. Lmao. We would've been The Bullies.

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:32 am**

nietzsche wrote:
denominator wrote:To clarify, Splinter Cell only agrees to the terms such that this war counts as an official clan war.

This means nietzsche will likely need to form a clan as per the guidelines here and here.

So long as nietzsche is willing to follow the rules such that this war will count as an official clan war, Splinter Cell accepts. The signature bet can only be between willing participants (ie - nietzsche cannot force members of SC to wear the signature unless they have agreed prior to the start of the war) - so the impetus is on nietzsche to compel any members of SC that he wishes to see wearing a signature (in the event of an SC loss) to agree to this condition prior to the war commencing.

WHat? Why do you think I'm not in a clan, I hate all those things. Seems to me you thought I was going to decline your first offer, and when you saw I agreed but added the reciprocal signature bet clausule, you added more shit to avoid playing me.

@betiko, I told you they were going to puss out.

The clan I was thinking was nothing official, only to take care of bussiness. I had planed that 3 or 4 former conquerors be in it. One had already accepted, another was in talks who if accepted would've helped me (I was hoping) to get another conqueror in, and I was going to contact another more, and even another more which was less likely. Lmao. We would've been The Bullies.

You can either have:

1) An official clan war, against Splinter Cell. This would need to follow clan war guidelines.

2) An unofficial clan war, against members of Splinter Cell that choose to participate and non-Splinter Cell members that the SC representative chooses to include on their side. This would be the "no rules" type war.

Like I said, you are welcome to form a "take care of business" clan just for this war, and disband after, so long as you follow the rules. As Splinter Cell is required to follow clan rules (such as the one-clan rule), nietzsche will need to do the same. If you can convince players to leave their current clan to join yours for this war, then re-join their existing clan after it concludes, that is fine. If you choose to pursue this as a non-official clan war, then the thread needs to be moved to Callouts.

Posted: **Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:42 am**

denominator wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
denominator wrote:To clarify, Splinter Cell only agrees to the terms such that this war counts as an official clan war.

This means nietzsche will likely need to form a clan as per the guidelines here and here.

So long as nietzsche is willing to follow the rules such that this war will count as an official clan war, Splinter Cell accepts. The signature bet can only be between willing participants (ie - nietzsche cannot force members of SC to wear the signature unless they have agreed prior to the start of the war) - so the impetus is on nietzsche to compel any members of SC that he wishes to see wearing a signature (in the event of an SC loss) to agree to this condition prior to the war commencing.

WHat? Why do you think I'm not in a clan, I hate all those things. Seems to me you thought I was going to decline your first offer, and when you saw I agreed but added the reciprocal signature bet clausule, you added more shit to avoid playing me.

@betiko, I told you they were going to puss out.

The clan I was thinking was nothing official, only to take care of bussiness. I had planed that 3 or 4 former conquerors be in it. One had already accepted, another was in talks who if accepted would've helped me (I was hoping) to get another conqueror in, and I was going to contact another more, and even another more which was less likely. Lmao. We would've been The Bullies.

You can either have:

1) An official clan war, against Splinter Cell. This would need to follow clan war guidelines.

2) An unofficial clan war, against members of Splinter Cell that choose to participate and non-Splinter Cell members that the SC representative chooses to include on their side. This would be the "no rules" type war.

Like I said, you are welcome to form a "take care of business" clan just for this war, and disband after, so long as you follow the rules. As Splinter Cell is required to follow clan rules (such as the one-clan rule), nietzsche will need to do the same. If you can convince players to leave their current clan to join yours for this war, then re-join their existing clan after it concludes, that is fine. If you choose to pursue this as a non-official clan war, then the thread needs to be moved to Callouts.

this seems legit neet.

as for your idea to pile up former conquerors that are all retired, that would be like trying to make a team with pelé, maradona platini and cruyff in their actual physical condition. your plan sucks.

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:35 am**

iAmCaffeine wrote:
persianempire wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:*only pretty maps

only pretty mapsis only 4 maps right? and only polymorphic since you never play with real teammates? is notyou2 cool with that?

I would help Nietzsche on this, I like it.

I'm not sure help is the correct word there.

No what i meant was , help nietzsche get executed by SC, by not doing anything at all. hes good as dead already. LHDD on the other hand does need a good ass kicking , that war i actually would help in.

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:05 am**

persianempire wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
persianempire wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:*only pretty maps

only pretty mapsis only 4 maps right? and only polymorphic since you never play with real teammates? is notyou2 cool with that?

I would help Nietzsche on this, I like it.

I'm not sure help is the correct word there.

No what i meant was , help nietzsche get executed by SC, by not doing anything at all. hes good as dead already. LHDD on the other hand does need a good ass kicking , that war i actually would help in.

lol, and who are you exactly? none of the 4-5 clans with a shot at beating us would want you in their ranks.

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:56 pm**

betiko wrote:
persianempire wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
persianempire wrote:
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:*only pretty maps

only pretty mapsis only 4 maps right? and only polymorphic since you never play with real teammates? is notyou2 cool with that?

I would help Nietzsche on this, I like it.

I'm not sure help is the correct word there.

No what i meant was , help nietzsche get executed by SC, by not doing anything at all. hes good as dead already. LHDD on the other hand does need a good ass kicking , that war i actually would help in.

lol, and who are you exactly? none of the 4-5 clans with a shot at beating us would want you in their ranks.

Im the one who brings down your clan, if I so wish it.

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:40 pm**

persianempire wrote:
Im the one who brings down your clan, if I so wish it.

Posted: **Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:09 pm**

scared? scared. The ratcatcher is in town to take care of the vermin in the sewers.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:30 pm**

nietzche, good luck... i sent out PM's to multiple clans about a month prior to this thread, requesting a 1vYour Clan, and did not receive a response... all poly and with one condition, since i was at a disadvantage, no FOG/TRENCH... not one response...-Jésus noir

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:16 pm**

owenshooter wrote:nietzche, good luck... i sent out PM's to multiple clans about a month prior to this thread, requesting a 1vYour Clan, and did not receive a response... all poly and with one condition, since i was at a disadvantage, no FOG/TRENCH... not one response...-Jésus noir

Why exactly do you expect anyone to answer positively to such silly request?
I thought you were part of one of the 10 greatest clans of all times, according to you, and that that clan was still an active clan.
Try again those pms proposing BPB vs whoever you want and people will definitely accept your challenge. Why on earth are you guys trying so hard to be retarded?

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:08 pm**

betiko wrote:[Why on earth are you guys trying so hard to be retarded?

because i just applied for mexican citizenship...-Jn

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