Conquer Club

In the future there will be ANARCHY. In the future there will be WAR. In the future there will only be KOA.

I, Master Chief, am KOA's Harbinger of Destruction.

I am seeking aid in the upcoming war that will span across many battlefields. Those that feel they are worthy of my mercy are summoned to step forward and be tested. Be warned, if you fail, you will be forced to Kiss Our Asses. If you pass, we shall go forth together to face all enemies and...

"KILL ON ARRIVAL!"

KOA RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

You can only be in 1 competitive clan.
Cannot be foed by 2 or more current members.
Must have 99% turns taken or a damn good reason why you're awol.
4.6 + rating.
Premium preferred.
18+ yrs old preferred.
300 game completed minimum. Non negotiable.
Must be able to pass a multi account check.
Cooperative team play and communication.
Proudly fly the awesome KOA sig.
Be ready, willing and able to KILL ON ARRIVAL!

Clan Leader: jefjef
Clan Leader: MegasWoman

Master Chief
IcePack
DresdenSooner
Hellfire Hotties
gqmecock
maxcst
taitaste
Jakes1
foreverman
BruinMBA
jeraado
mviola
Beta Banger
link0983
Odeuminus
farm
superFLINT
chapcrap

Best of luck with your clan Master Chief

Well its not MY clan.... well.... I'm not the LEADER..... just the harbinger.... or whatever. lol.

Thanks, Arama86n. I'm enjoying our games together.

Hmmmm... Well, I have 95% turns taken because I deadbeated like 40 games at once when I went to the hospital. And my rating is 4.5 (Suffered for the same reason)... So I'm in. =D I'm pretty sure I have at least silver dubs and bronze trips/quads too. I play quite a few team games, so I'm up for it.

I would respectfully like to submit myself as a candidate for your most excellent clan. I have taken 99% of my turns and I have a 4.8 rating. I enjoy playing team games as well. I hope you will consider accepting my application.

Respectfully,

DresdenSooner

100% turns taken
4.8 rating
Two fists and one good leg for an ass kickin

KOA, I wish you good luck in all your ventures, see you on the battlefield

DresdenSooner: You've been accepted. Welcome to the clan. Make us proud.

IcePack: I first said you're a moron, and the reason I said that is because you're already in the clan and you're acting as if you are applying for candidacy. I thought you could take my joke, but others feel like you're too sensitive. I thought you'd be fine. Welcome to the clan my brother in arms.

Jigger: I'm sure we'll see each other around sometime. Maybe we can even be allies.

I would love going to battle with your clan if you'll allow me to join. my attendance is only 98% because i missed a few rounds over weekends before i got internet at my house, but i'm hooked up now.

100% turns taken
4.8 rating
greatly exceeds the 18 yr old age limit

Would be interested in joining if you are taking new members. Former member with Dresdensooner of another clan and he pointed me in this direction.

thanks

Master Chief wrote:DresdenSooner: You've been accepted. Welcome to the clan. Make us proud.

IcePack: I first said you're a moron, and the reason I said that is because you're already in the clan and you're acting as if you are applying for candidacy. I thought you could take my joke, but others feel like you're too sensitive. I thought you'd be fine. Welcome to the clan my brother in arms.

Jigger: I'm sure we'll see each other around sometime. Maybe we can even be allies.

my submission was sarcastic, seeing as I have the sig already feel free to comment as you wish, I'm a big boy

IcePack said "my submission was sarcastic, seeing as I have the sig already feel free to comment as you wish, I'm a big boy "

Yes. My original post said "IcePack: You're a moron" and that's it. Our anonymous leader said that I should be nice. I knew you were kidding. He didn't like what I said, so that was to both of you.

nicarus wrote:I would love going to battle with your clan if you'll allow me to join. my attendance is only 98% because i missed a few rounds over weekends before i got internet at my house, but i'm hooked up now.

You're welcome to reapply when you have gotten 300 games under your belt. Until then, I'm sorry.

Good luck with this MC, all the best

skillfull wrote:Good luck with this MC, all the best

Sorry, is this skillfull, or one of his sitters, I can't tell anymore.

Master Chief wrote:

skillfull wrote:Good luck with this MC, all the best

Sorry, is this skillfull, or one of his sitters, I can't tell anymore.

I was away for only 2 weekends in a row buddy, "ONLY"!

skillfull wrote:

Master Chief wrote:

skillfull wrote:Good luck with this MC, all the best

Sorry, is this skillfull, or one of his sitters, I can't tell anymore.

I was away for only 2 weekends in a row buddy, "ONLY"!

All I saw is that when I invited you to a game, the first turn was "________ for skillfull". If I wanted to play with those people, I would have invited THEM, not YOU.

You know I'm just messing. I missed ya buddy. Glad you're back. Thanks for the luck.

I'm in.

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

I'd like to apply. I meet all of the requirements I believe. As for the team games, I never really played them, but the few that I have played in have turned out pretty well. And communication will not be a problem.

Hellfire: You're in. Added you to the roster.

mviola: We'll let you know if you pass or not. You'll be contacted soon either way.

I also wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you to all who have commented here supporting both me and this new clan that I'm helping to build into a successful, competitive, cohesive unit. And thank you to all who have asked to join our noble cause, we will do our best to accommodate.

I hope that we will continue to see more people try out. Good luck to all!

I'm In..thx for invite

thanks, I'm here too

What a fantastic group of player so far!

maxcst + taitaste. Top notch dubs team.
IcePack. Great team player.
DresdenSooner. Another great team player and past clan leader.
Hellfire Hotties + Jakes 1 Another top notch dubs team.
gqmecock. Comes highly recommended and a veteran.
Master Chief. Well this thread says it all.

I know of some others that are on their way. A great bunch coming together.

I am looking forward to going to victory with all of you!

Put me in coach!

Master Chief wrote:I also wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you to all who have commented here supporting both me and this new clan that I'm helping to build into a successful, competitive, cohesive unit. And thank you to all who have asked to join our noble cause, we will do our best to accommodate.

I hope that we will continue to see more people try out. Good luck to all!

Well MISTER Harbinger of Destruction-you're doing so well in here I don't want to rain on your parade!

Looks like we are going to have one heck of a clan!

You can put the Clan Leaders in now....

To all that have expressed interest, thank you-and we will be getting back to you by this weekend-have a nice Thanksgiving!