Conquer Club

Dark knights of death, Horses of Apocalyptic Terror, Angels of Hell etc, etc....

I am a level 13 elf that is why my name is Ereandil. I wear a long trench coat, play dungeons and dragoons, and WOW owns me. I have lots of Zits and a pony tail. I am a Medieval Knight re-enactor and If you ever want to hang out I can show you my cool sword selection, knujmchucks, and throwing stars.

Join my sweet clan! YEAH Awesome. We will bring our wrath down on CC Muahh.


I love it. I think I should join the Dark Knights of death. How about you? Chicks will just dig me more.

The mascots are cooler.

Poor attempt at trolling.

i dunno, he has a point!

niMic wrote:Poor attempt at trolling.

Yeah I am trolling for a clan to join. I was being totally serious except for the fact that I forgot to mention my sweet bow-staff skills Napoleon. It is a valid question. My theory is that the clans must be started by 17 year olds that are elves or dark wizards like me (at least level 13), or my heros the 40 year old virgin who still lives with mom who can make a killer mascot.

Seriously no disrespect intended. There is some mad CC skills going in those sweet clans.

I just want to capture a female in my lair at some point in my life and I am just not sure Angels of Hellish Horse Destruction is going to be enough to lure her there.

Just remember dude if you get one, that is a female, in your lair, MUSK UP. Old Spice will get you doing the no pants dance in about an hour.

a freakin' 12-gauge of a post

Alright, alright, a fairly good attempt at trolling.

A very good point. Almost every clan I've seen so far has a fairly "interesting" and "appropriate" name for their clan (sadly, the one that I just joined has that as well).

Hilarious ....we might consider you just on your posting merits.

jackin_u_up wrote:Hilarious ....we might consider you just on your posting merits.

Thanks buddy, it is funny because it is sorta true. I don't want to wear the thread out, but I am bored, and I mean, totally awesome names, seriously classy, not weird at all.

Angels of Death ? Holy Spiderman Balls ! For real.

I am betting they go through a lot of Jergens? There just can not be alot of ladies that dig Demons out there.

Guys my advice is always, MUSK UP, remember your Old Spice. In this case its for you, not them because, I hear the ladies, that like Demons, can have a formidable scent. Not in a good way, quite pungent.

Oh yeah, one last tid bit and I am done here. Remember the fun with fatty that loves vampires and has black finger nail polish ends in the morning. Syphilis last a lifetime.

i did have a clever pun about GOATs ready, but the heady scent of real cologne just turned my heart a-quiver. there's a lesson in that somewhwere

Yeah the lesson is Demon girl will burn your nostrils. Wear Old Spice.

@ khazalid

I don't want to run a clan. I just want to be apart of one with good dudes. If the Old Spice Man clan, or Dos Eqius Interesting man clan, or whatever the hell manly name we have, becuase we would be the most manly clan, gets started would you lead it?

@jclopet

Hmmm sir, you have juice on this sight right? Satan is your boss and all could we get a sticky for a week or two to start a clan. I can pay for the advertising. No not in blood. : ) Your mascot does look cool.

i don't know, i have pretty much nothing in the locker marked 'organisational skills'.

Chicks dig rebels and "Black Sheep". Sadly we are top heavy as is but there are still smut mags and lotion. Oh yea, not too many of us are elves, dwarves or play D&D but we aren't above kissing sleeping beauties or throwing a midget into a hole to make him dig for gold. Midgets wanna be called dwarves so I insist they either represent with a princess or some gems.

Semper Fi!

I prefer to be called a little people , or leprachuan , or angry inch for the size of my shmeckl. Honestly, I would join either yours or the Fists clan . I am just not good at doubles. Would either one of you stick me with a tudor. I am really a classic risk man. Khazalid you a doubles man? I could be a clan with just you.....big love for u.

i'll have you ship-shape within the week expect some invites tomor

Old Spice, Dos Eqiues, come on daddy, Hey AOD, do you know where the clitorus is?

The cleft above where the uvela and labia meet, there is a bean, flick it.

Demon Boys Rule! Beer is nice.

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