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Monki v Dragoon, Challenge [Locked]

Postby jiminski on Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:34 pm

The gracious and salacious (Clapper) Monki's have accepted Challenge from the hugely impressive Dragoons'.

i'll think of some waffle later but the finer points of the Challenge are being tinkered with now; Lucky and Nester are involved so anything could happen... i am expecting some sort of forfeit involving an under-age Baboon, to work its way into the proceedings. Bloody marvellous!


Updates and some rousing literature involving a warrior marmoset to follow shortly!
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby nesterdude on Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:37 pm

I think to begin you're mixing up the voice
you challenged us, we accepted

GL Jim, or whatever your name is.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:39 pm

nesterdude wrote:I think to begin you're mixing up the voice
you challenged us, we accepted

GL Jim, or whatever your name is.



hahah... ahhh the battle of wits begins .... i'll smoke something to even things up a little, Nelly ;)
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby khazalid on Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:14 am

you can put lipstick on it, but its still a pig. yahar.

this will be an interesting one, ill be keeping watch!
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby nesterdude on Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:28 am

Khaz Lives!
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby Frop on Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:59 am

Stalin approves this challenge.

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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby firstholliday on Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:11 pm

yihooooooooooo
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby nesterdude on Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:29 am

OK I'll update this with dragoon and spankers games as things go on as well as wins/losses.

Challenge: 60 games

25 dubs

Dragoons (15 Dubs)

1. Game 3304348
2. Game 3310002
3. Game 3312733
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25 Trips

Dragoons (10 trips)
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Dragoons (5 Quads)

1. Game 3304346
2. Game 3306968
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Monkis (5 Quads)

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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:41 am

nesterdude wrote:OK I'll update this with dragoon and spankers games as things go on as well as wins/losses.

Challenge: 60 games

25 dubs

Dragoons (15 Dubs)

1. Game 3304348
2. Game 3310002
3. Game 3312733
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
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14.
15.

Monki Dubs (10 Dubs)

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2.
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4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

25 Trips

Dragoons (10 trips)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Monkis (15 Trips)

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Dragoons (5 Quads)

1. Game 3304346
2. Game 3306968
3.
4.
5.

Monkis (5 Quads)

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.



is it possible to block 'certain individuals' from 'specific threads'?
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby nesterdude on Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:33 am

I think you'd be a perfect candidate for this one
You've been awfully quiet...
What no elucidations on the rights of man; banter on the metaphysical, bombastically arguing with your opponents, ballyhooing your enemies...?

I'm sadly disappointed.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:42 am

This post was made by nesterdude who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... like having a good shit, that was!
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby nesterdude on Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:21 am

ROFL nice
turn it on turn it off
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:00 am

nesterdude wrote:ROFL nice
turn it on turn it off
:)



alas even a good pooh is but momentary relief ;)
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby David_Wain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:03 am

gg Monki's.. Well played Dragoons.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby David_Wain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:04 am

You noticed how everyone has copied our 60 game template for clan challenges now.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby Frop on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:06 am

David_Wain wrote:You noticed how everyone has copied our 60 game template for clan challenges now.

No idea that you came up with it first, but thanks!
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:07 am

David_Wain wrote:gg Monki's.. Well played Dragoons.




heheh getting nervous in the stables...
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:09 am

David_Wain wrote:You noticed how everyone has copied our 60 game template for clan challenges now.



you are still not getting a game after.. stop flirting!
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby Frop on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:10 am

jiminski wrote:
David_Wain wrote:You noticed how everyone has copied our 60 game template for clan challenges now.



you are still not getting a game after.. stop flirting!

On second thought I propose a 61 game template in case of ties. Noob ponies.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am

Frop wrote:
jiminski wrote:
David_Wain wrote:You noticed how everyone has copied our 60 game template for clan challenges now.



you are still not getting a game after.. stop flirting!

On second thought I propose a 61 game template in case of ties. Noob ponies.



heheh they thought it was 61 but Blitzy forget to stamp his foot the last time.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby David_Wain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:24 am

You will never play us.. it's best to save yourself the embaressment :). Anyways gl in this challenge all :D
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby Frop on Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:32 am

David_Wain wrote:You will never play us.. it's best to save yourself the embaressment :). Anyways gl in this challenge all :D

It's recommendable that you're saving yourself the embarrassment, but what if we gave you a 10 points head start for instance?
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby hwhrhett on Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:34 am

Frop wrote:
David_Wain wrote:You will never play us.. it's best to save yourself the embaressment :). Anyways gl in this challenge all :D

It's recommendable that you're saving yourself the embarrassment, but what if we gave you a 10 points head start for instance?



its probably your strict "we only play on maps that we kick ass at" rule.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby jiminski on Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:41 am

hwhrhett wrote:
Frop wrote:
David_Wain wrote:You will never play us.. it's best to save yourself the embaressment :). Anyways gl in this challenge all :D

It's recommendable that you're saving yourself the embarrassment, but what if we gave you a 10 points head start for instance?



its probably your strict "we only play on maps that we kick ass at" rule.



hmm i think we are witnessing a merger.... the ThotGoons, i like it! still, i suppose we can only take it as a compliment.
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Re: SPANKING MONKI's versus THE IMPERIAL DRAGOONS

Postby hwhrhett on Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:52 am

jiminski wrote:
hwhrhett wrote:
Frop wrote:
David_Wain wrote:You will never play us.. it's best to save yourself the embaressment :). Anyways gl in this challenge all :D

It's recommendable that you're saving yourself the embarrassment, but what if we gave you a 10 points head start for instance?



its probably your strict "we only play on maps that we kick ass at" rule.



hmm i think we are witnessing a merger.... the ThotGoons, i like it! still, i suppose we can only take it as a compliment.


what, you dont like drota or dragoons of the apocalypse? or the imperial horsemen? thotgoons is lack luster at best. we expect better from you jim. :-P
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