Conquer Club

It was a dark day in the lands of The Legion, the storm clouds had gathered and the rain was pouring down on the streets below. In the stables DAT was busy saddling up his horse when Snowgun walked in, a drunk smile on his face. DAT turned to him and grinned, "Been drinking Snowy?", Snowgun turned to him grinned showing all his teeth and lunged at DAT wrapping his arms around him "Oh babyyy its been too longgg". DAT threw Snowgun off and smacked him round the head with his shield, now he was out cold DAT knew he could get back to the job at hand.

Meanwhile in the ClockworK Tower, the Council sat with LFAW giving yet another boring lecture about battlefield strategy. With a round of applause he sat down downing the last of his ale. Ralph started to speak "Thankyou LFAW, yes it is true, we have so nearly crushed the last of the Superhero forces, there are still a few key victories to achieve but it will come soon enough. Now we must turn our attention to something quite disturbing so soon after our war against the warlords and our war against the heroes. Sky Force is on our border and is threatening invasion unless we give them the Isle. This of course is un acceptable and we must ready our forces to repel any assault."

Ubcman spoke "But we do not have the forces to fight yet another war, our men are tired and have only just started the celebrations of victory..."
"My men are always ready to fight my lord" said Joho,
"As are mine" said Mwcc smashing his fist on the table for emphasis.

"Looks like we have war gentlemen, ready your forces. I will take our best singles fighters and challenge their best to duels. We must then be ready for battle." LFAW left the room while the rest discussed how to best repel this Sky Force assault.

LFAW marched grimly through the street towards the manor house, opening the door and stomping up the stairs he slowly opened the door to see Lindax and Blobby laying there peacefully. "Ahem". The cough woke Lindax and he turned eyes half closed to face LFAW "what time is it?"
"It is time for war my friend, get ready. Blobby, wake Marpesia, we will need all the help we can get."

2 Days later LFAW sat on his steed, DAT by his side watching the opposing army, Zeppelins ferrying troops around and planes flying above no doubt on reconnasance missions over the Legion lands. "Lets do this my friend, no Sky Force general can defeat us in single combat". "Lets make them pay".

++The Legion defends its homeland from Sky Force. Will ++The Legion++ be triumphant or will Sky Force succeed in taking The Isle?

Only time will tell...

The Clan War will be 60 games in which 30 will be chosen by each side split into 5 Singles, 10 Doubles, 10 Triples and 5 Quads.
++The Legions++ games will be played first.

Good luck to all involved!

LFAW

Score:
27 - 33

Legion Home Games

Singles Games
Game 3453426 Sky Force
Game 3453441 Legion
Game 3453522 Legion
Game 3455743 Legion
Game 3456105 Sky Force

Doubles Games
Game 3453457 Sky Force
Game 3453464 Legion
Game 3453543 Legion
Game 3453678 Sky Force
Game 3454169 Legion
Game 3455762 Sky Force
Game 3456474 Legion
Game 3458055 Sky Force
Game 3458199 Sky Force
Game 3467502 Sky Force

Triples Games
Game 3453487 Sky Force
Game 3453502 Sky Force
Game 3453757 Sky Force
Game 3453760 Sky Force
Game 3454312 Legion
Game 3455770 Legion
Game 3458063 Legion
Game 3458226 Sky Force
Game 3453562 Sky Force
Game 3467514 Legion

Quads Games
Game 3458097 Legion
Game 3458149 Legion
Game 3458156 Legion
Game 3458849 Sky Force
Game 3467329 Sky Force

Sky Force Home Games

Singles Games
Game 3604168 Legion
Game 3609891 Sky Force
Game 3611893 Legion
Game 3610139 Legion
Game 3608606 Legion

Doubles Games
Game 3605523 Sky Force
Game 3604172 Sky Force
Game 3601752 Legion
Game 3601741 Sky Force
Game 3605832 Legion
Game 3605824 Sky Force
Game 3610146 Sky Force
Game 3609927 Sky Force
Game 3602566 Sky Force
Game 3605821 Legion

Triples Games
Game 3604183 Sky Force
Game 3601761 Sky Force
Game 3601743 Sky Force
Game 3605649 Legion
Game 3610197 Sky Force
Game 3608610 Legion
Game 3605653 Legion
Game 3610518 Sky Force
Game 3609944 Sky Force
Game 3609925 Sky Force

Quads Games
Game 3605532 Legion
Game 3605657 Legion
Game 3610375 Legion
Game 3609921 Sky Force
Game 3614413 Sky Force

-reserved--

"The Forces are gathering, 30,000 Legionnaires led by our finest warriors go to war against nearly double the number of Sky Force troops..." The council started to murmur "Do not worry my friends, for as we speak LFAW, DAT, Marpesia, G_M and Ubcman have gone to fight them man to man. This delay will give us time to take forces from the Superhero war and put them onto the isle ready to fight off Sky Force. We will not fail." Ralph stepped down and drawing his sword stabbed it into a map. "THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR STAND, THIS IS WHERE WE WILL SEND THOSE F*CKERS PACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A cheer rocked the ClockworK tower promptly followed by the sound of footsteps. The Legion was going to war.



Legion home games are nearly all created. Will send them to Teegee when done.

After removing LFAW from his bedroom, Lindax had a quick breakfast of tartar and ale. He would have preferred crispy bacon, sausages and tomato, but he still had a lot of tartar left over from his epic battle with the mighty Knight Ryall in the Mongol Empire and even the dogs were fed up with it.

Snowgun came in and asked: "Shall I polish your boots now Mylord?". "No", Lindax said, " we have more pressing matters to attend. Go, wake Daviedoo, you'll probably need a bucket of cold water, he's been to the Green Dragon again last night. If that doesn't help, get Gordito, our healer, to give him a pill to get him on his feet. The enemy is threatening the Realm of the Might! Only Daviedoo knows how to defend that against a sky force!".

Snowgun went on his way and Lindax went downstairs to confer with LFAW. "You are spreading our troops thin", Lindax said to him in a grave voice. "Mwcc, Dyrtydog and I are still fighting the remnants of the army of Marvel/DC Heroes on the High Seas, and although we are beating them, it still requires our utmost attention". LFAW responded: "It's even worse than you think, Sky Force is now threatening to invade our Roman Empire as well. I need you, danfrank and DAT to help me fend them off".

"Ok", Lindax said, "I'll get Snowgun, Daviedoo, Tammy and Blobby to defend the Realm of the Might for now, and give you a hand with the Roman Empire". He stormed out of the room to get his horse and a few barrels of ale to aid him in battle. Almost out of the door, he turned around and said: "One thing FLAW, get Ralph to take his sword out of the map, it's obscuring my view!"

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As Snowgun limped away to find the boisterous Daviedoo, he scanned the tree line for spies and sappers, careful to keep the idiot grin on his face. Only Master Clockwork knew of his true vocation, and with the Master gone, he would have to go on with his shadowy work alone.

Making twitching, seizure like motions, he checked his secreted blades and other various hardware as he limped toward the watchtower of Dyrtydog and Six Side. "Yous guys see Daviedoo? Sir Lindax says to rouse him to cast protection on the realm of might."

"Lindax spends more time in front of the mirror than Blobby." Six Side snorted. "At least he knows which end of the sword to hold."

"Aye!" Dyrtydog growls, "And I'll help guide the other end up the ass of any Sky Force swabby who dares to face me on the High Seas. I've heard the wind and the whores, and the tidings are true...we ride again, even before Six has had the chance to wash the piss of his armor."

"God damn it Dirty, the Hero soldier just started squirting when I stabbed him, I swear!"

Snowgun shuffled away, leaving them to their squabbling. As he passed by the Green Dragon he saw Daviedoo starting to rise, collecting his charms from the four bar wenches scattered around him. "Time to finish some of my own work!" Snowgun muttered as he entered the hidden passage under Master Clockwork's tower.

The screams were muffled by the dense subterranean lair, but the pain could be felt miles away. The lone Sky Force scout was young, and had great fortitude under the knife. Long ago he had given up his countrymen’s positions and strengths (along with every one of his mothers pie recipes), but these baubles were not going to sway his fate. "I wonder how long the exposed bone will last on this one," Snowgun slurs as he starts to peel back the skin around the fingernails, one finger at a time....

Wow, very nice guys and i even get my name in

Legion Home Games are all up and have been sent to Teegee.

Good luck Sky Force.

Yeah, good luck, you'll need it....

Oh wait, Davie just showed up, kicking himself in the arse with his spurs, because somebody stole his horse! "The anti-zeppelin catapults are in place to defend the Realm of of the Might", Davie says. "There is no sign of the enemy though", he continous, drooling all over his armour. "I ran into ubcman earlier and he told me they're trying to invade us by railroad, he is going to need help in Bamboo Jack". Right at that moment crbluth came crawling around the corner and said: "Davie, you shithead, why did you take me to the Green Dragon last night? I still see double!".

"Oh stop your whining", Lindax said to him, "Are you a man or a mouse? Let's go and aid ubcman, if they come in by train, we can easily stop them". "Good idea", Davie said, while he fell over in a pile of horse shit, "I'm done for the day. Where is Tammy? I need a massage!"

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This stuff is priceless guys. I can't stop laughing.

It was a red sunrise. "Blood has been spilled overnight", mwcc said". And that was true, mwcc himself tried to overcome the mighty Knight Ryall on the High Seas and left him bleeding, albeit not dead. It was Lindax who beheaded him with one hew of his sword Anduril. "The threat on the High Seas is over", Lindax reported to LFAW, back in the mansion (still licking the blood of his sword). "We are just taking out the last pockets of resistance now".

At that moment Seamusk strode in on his horse and shouted: "they're attacking Berlin!". "You're late, as usual musky", LFAW said: "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, a wizard arrives precisely when he means to", Seamusk responded. "But you're no wizard", Lindax said. "True", so I'm late, said Seamusk. "Ok, no panic guys, Seamusk, take G_M with you and defend Berlin", LFAW said. Without a word Seamusk left.

Meanwhile, in the infirmary, Gordito decided he couldn't do anything with the young Sky Force scout that snowgun had been torturing, and proceeded to try and reattach Dyrtydog's arm. "What the hell happened to you dog?", Gordito asked. "It was that arrogant bastard Lindax", dog replied, "when he went for the mighty Knight Ryall on the High Seas, he went strait through me @#$%&$#@". "Wow", exclaimed AWLF, who was assisting Gordito, "you're one lucky dog, normally one does not live to tell the tale after being touched by Anduril, the legendary sword of the great Warlord Lindax!". "Yeah, I really feel lucky today", grumbled Dyrtydog while he drifted in and out of consciousness.

"When we're done here, oh great healer, can I go, I am to meet with Marpesia, Tammy and Blobby to decide on our plan of action. We are needed in battle, for we are now at war with three clans". "No problem, you can go now", was all Gordito managed to say, concentrating on sewing the nerves of Dyrtydog's arm back together. Off she went and found the other fair maidens of the Legion where they belong, in the kitchen, preparing food for our hungry warriors.

"Come on girls", she said to them, "we have to prepare for battle. Our Princes, Warlords and husbands are sending us to the Western Front on our own, we better come up with a battle plan". "Let's meet in the war room of the mansion in half an hour", Tammy said, "I need to give Davie a massage first, otherwise I'll never hear the end of it!" "Good idea", Blobby said, "then I can walk our dogs first". Half an hour later, they met in the war room and devised a devilish plan to take care of the enemy troops on the Western Front, but not after taking Ralph's sword out of the map where it was still stuck. A little while later the fair maidens rode off, Tammy on her unicorn, Warrior Princess Marpesia on her white mare and Blobby and AWLF on two donkeys they managed to sneak out of the stables. With only a few wary soldiers watching them disappear into the sunset, our fair maidens had all but one thought on their minds: "We cannot let the Legion down"....

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Skyforce was assembled in the Main hangar for their final briefing. TeeGee and 3Asefa addressed his squadron leaders and noticed the gleam in each ones eyes. TeeGee laughed to himself recognizing it for the eager anticipation of killing their helpless enemies from the air...." Fools " he thought " Do they really think Zepplins and catapaults are any match for our 21st century technology. Who cares they will all burn!!! First their villages with Napalm and then their castles and troops will experience our terror from the air. Behind them Apache and Cobra attack helicopters were being prepped for combat....On the Airstrip as far as the eye could see...were pilots and troops filtering into Bombers being loaded with MOAB's, Daisy Cutters, bunker busters and dozen of other heinous weapons of mass destruction. Mig's , F 14's, F18's, F 22's, A 10 warthogs, C130-Dragon attack craft were at the ready for the squads to take off in at a moments notice. On the Ready screen jackin_u_up was briefing TeeGee and 3Asefa His cloaked Aircraft carrier drew close enough to the Island to launch Skyforces first assault on The Legion. To the Shout of "DEATH FROM ABOVE" the ground started to shake as aircraft at full power started to take off from the runways of Skyforces base. Nothing now could stop Skyforce....




Your games have been posted and will begin to be filled ASAP.... May God have Mercy on your doomed souls as you all experience DEATH FROM ABOVE







"Bring It On" Maps Held : Africa Egypt: Nubia Great Lakes

Tournaments Won Battle for the New World

LFAW sat on a mountain meditating, in the distance he could see Planes soaring high in the air obviously engaging in practice runs.
"Can you hear it Snowgun?" Looking to his side he heard a grunt as Snowgun lay there his head asleep on a blanket.
Under his breath he cursed Snowgun "Can't even stay awake for a war... Its all Davies fault."

Back on the mainland the main army was marching, make shift weapons that would have to try their best to take down the enemy aircraft carried alongside. "Tell me!" Ubcman turned to Danfrank, "How are we to shoot down enemy planes with these Ballistae?"
Danfrank turned to him and smiled, "LFAW always has a plan, we won't lose, Victory will be ours my friend"
"That still doesn't explain how we are going to shoot them down..."
"That's because we're not going to shoot them down, as is the same with modern weapons, they run on fuel, Fuel that is flammable, Flaming ballistae bolts will be enough."
"If you're sure..."
Ubcman looked to the skies, "You'd better be right..."
Gordito approached Ubcman from behind, "No need to worry, How can someone with Death from Above as a slogan be victorious!"

Ubcman64 chalks up the first legion win on the Battle of Actium.

1-0

Snowgun....was very &%#*ing tired. Not only did he have to spend most of the previous evening satisfying one of the Sky Force camp whores, but he had to slowly and carefully recon the fuel depot areas she had mentioned. That didn't leave much time to polish Lindax's boots before he rose for the day's skirmishes. The recon had provided valuable information, though he had to not so subtly draw circles on Danfrank's map with big "Possible Fuel Depot" markings in LFAW's hand.

"Mmmmph, the things I do for victory," he mumbled as he slept, confident that the heavy lifting was in good hands. The efficiency of the Sky Force mobilization worried him however, and their high technology appeared as strong magic, especially to the superstitious folk. He would have to continue to look for a way to decrease that force multiplier, but for now sleep... sleep and dreams of finding the Master.

bump

I'm not very good with numbers, probabilities, or even counting for that matter... but i think the score might now be 7 - 6 in favor of Skyforce.

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

SKYFORCE HOME GAMES

Singles


Game 3499155 Solar System Esc C S

Game 3506919 Age of Merchants NS C S

Game 3514070 AOR 1 NS Unl F .

Game 3548115 World 2.1 NS C F

Game 3526569 Middle East NS C S


Doubles


Game 3499228 USA NS C S

Game 3499216 Madness NS Adj S

Game 3499414 British Isles Esc C F

Game 3499468 Pearl Harbor FR C S

Game 3507766 ConquerMan NS Unl S

Game 3507767 World 2.1 NS Unl F

Game 3506500 Canada NS C S

Game 3532895 New World NS C F

Game 3503372 Classic Art NS C S

Game 3521891 Conquerman NS U S


Triples


Game 3499211 Montreal NS C S

Game 3499424 Scotland Esc C F

Game 3499474 World 2.1 NS C S

Game 3506817 NYC NS C S

Game 3506517 Africa NS A F

Game 3513720 Middle East NS C S

Game 3506822 Cairns Coral Coast FR C S

Game 3503378 Ireland NS C S
Game 3503386 USA NS C S

Game 3524561 Age of Merchants FR C S


Quads


Game 3499226 Tamriel NS C S

Game 3506818 NYC NS C S

Game 3513722 Middle East NS C S

Game 3524547 Age of Merchants FR C S

Game 3526494 Classic Art NS C S

Knight2254 wrote:I'm not very good with numbers, probabilities, or even counting for that matter... but i think the score might now be 7 - 6 in favor of Skyforce.

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Don't expect any updates from ++The Legion++ as they are too busy running away from us. I currently have the score at 8-7 in our favour with more victories to follow soon. And then we start our home games

jackin_u_up wrote:Lets go Legion..round 2..bring it

Maybe we have successfully wiped them out on there home soil

Maybe..... or it could be that they're just covered in rubble

WE R STILL HERE. Y IN SUCH A HURRY TO LOSE?

chemefreak wrote:WE R STILL HERE. Y IN SUCH A HURRY TO LOSE?

Ha ha

The only legion warriors to put up any resistance are your wenches

I am an idiot.

I apologise to all involved for this. Its my fault.

Sky Force, without further delay I will update the Scoreboard