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Conquerors Cup 10: Round 4 - TOFU vs S&M

61 Game War
20 Doubles, 20 Triples, 20 Quadruples plus 1 Tie-breaker game

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Arama86n holds his hand above the grill.
Yepp, almost ready.
Loading his Colt Python .357 Magnum Arama walks into the pasture with a smile.
Wet grass is pleasing to the nose. Grass-fed beef on the bbq much more so.

Good luck, have fun.
And for the love of all that is holy. Mind the carpet!

I smell meat...

Extreme Ways wrote:I smell meat...

More like cow pies

Zidane - 21 wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:I smell meat...

More like cow pies

Isn’t COF a barber from London?
Last name Todd right?

He’s probably familiar with meat pies...maybe some FOED pies

There are a lot of funny Chuck Norris memes, but my favourite is the one showing his date of birth and the date Nazi Germany surrendered (1 day later), with the text "Coincidence... I think not".

Arama86n wrote:There are a lot of funny Chuck Norris memes, but my favourite is the one showing his date of birth and the date Nazi Germany surrendered (1 day later), with the text "Coincidence... I think not".

#memefail

pics or it didn't happen

MTIceman41 wrote:

Zidane - 21 wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:I smell meat...

More like cow pies

Isn’t COF a barber from London?
Last name Todd right?

He’s probably familiar with meat pies...maybe some FOED pies

I don't think CoF is from London but if he was, he'd be the Butcher of London

S&M concurs with the rules of this war.

Best of luck.

May the best team win.

EPIC!!!!

Dave

PS: EAT MORE CHIKEN!!

davekettering wrote:PS: EAT MORE CHIKEN!!

What about a vegan-substitute, such as tofu, for chicken?

Approved, gl to both clans

Doc_Brown wrote:Conquerors Cup 10: Round 4 - TOFU vs S&M
61 Game War
20 Doubles, 20 Triples, 20 Quadruples plus 1 Tie-breaker game

VS


[url=TBD]WAR PAGE[/url]

show: Contacts

show: Schedule and Round Breakdown

show: War Rules

S&M concurs with the rules of this war.

Best of luck.

May the best team win.

EPIC!!!!

Dave

PS: EAT MORE CHIKEN!!

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

davekettering wrote:PS: EAT MORE CHIKEN!!

What about a vegan-substitute, such as tofu, for chicken?

I think Dave is trying to broker a peace deal and merger.
We lay off the beef AND Tofu, swear to a grilled chicken diet, merge and become the Odd Bovine Monkeys.
Everyone will be too "chicken" to face OBM, we can all retire as supreme rulers of the CC Universe unto the end of the world.
Much like if Sauron had gotten his hands on that ring again.


..Sounds boring. Fetch dice, let's roll.

Soy is not good for you...gets you the man boobs that’s odd?
Also I have better deadlift form then rockfist

Fighting words let’s go...just adding my spice and spice

Cheers all this will be a good one

I can assure you any gyno I may have ever had, was not from soy.

Arama86n wrote:There are a lot of funny Chuck Norris memes, but my favourite is the one showing his date of birth and the date Nazi Germany surrendered (1 day later), with the text "Coincidence... I think not".

He was born in 1940, so if anything he's to blame for Nazi atrocities.

niMic wrote:

Arama86n wrote:There are a lot of funny Chuck Norris memes, but my favourite is the one showing his date of birth and the date Nazi Germany surrendered (1 day later), with the text "Coincidence... I think not".

He was born in 1940, so if anything he's to blame for Nazi atrocities.

Crap, never thought to check if it was true.

niMic wrote:

Arama86n wrote:There are a lot of funny Chuck Norris memes, but my favourite is the one showing his date of birth and the date Nazi Germany surrendered (1 day later), with the text "Coincidence... I think not".

He was born in 1940, so if anything he's to blame for Nazi atrocities.

Isn’t COF a barber from London?
Last name Todd right?

and weirdly enough I am originally from London. Left before I was old enough to be trusted with a pair of scissors though.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

niMic wrote:

Arama86n wrote:There are a lot of funny Chuck Norris memes, but my favourite is the one showing his date of birth and the date Nazi Germany surrendered (1 day later), with the text "Coincidence... I think not".

He was born in 1940, so if anything he's to blame for Nazi atrocities.

Perhaps that's why Germany inexplicably declared was on USA. They heard of the coming of the Norris and knew they had to act fast

Ribbit , ribbit , ribbit....burp !

Here are some early thoughts:

One of the Hive games is a disaster from our perspective. We always knew they were going to be difficult and it could be much worse from our perspective. I feel pretty good about one of the games I am in and not bad about the rest excepting the aforementioned Hive game.

i miss these TOFU/S&M war threads
and i long to make Ara weep on his muddled carpet

can i be secretary of OBM?

TOFU draws first blood.

All games have been exchanged and will get started this week. It's looking like a close matchup so far!

that seems kinda rude to just draw our blood. is anyone even going to apologize for this?

As long as Arama is making sure the carpet gets cleaned, it's all good, right?