[CL5] Premier League: WINNER: KORT

[mcshanester29]

Division Director: Mcshanester29

Clans:

TNC
AFOS
WAR
IA
FALL
OTP
MYTH
LOW
KORT
PIG
FOED

show: Clan Contacts

show: Settings, Maps and Players

show: Competition Format - Tiebreaker

show: Game Creation Rules

[Keefie]

Instruction for proper label, when home team create games.
Part of label who are same for everybody are- Tournament Game: 2013 [CL5] [PL]
Now when you create game you need to add next - [R(number of round)] Home Team vs Away Team
Example for Round 1 Tournament Game: 2013 [CL5] [PL] - [R1] WAR vs TNC

In schedule match ups home team are listed first and visitor are listed second

Link to Results and Scores

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc ... iY1E#gid=0


Remaining Fixtures

Round 17 - 22nd September

LOW v AFOS
FOED v OTP
IA v WAR
MYTH v PIG
KORT v FALL

Round 18 - 22nd September

LOW v FOED
OTP v IA
AFOS v MYTH
PIG v KORT
FALL v TNC

Round 19 - 6th October

TNC v PIG
KORT v AFOS
WAR v OTP
IA v LOW
MYTH v FOED

Round 20 - 6th October

MYTH v IA
LOW v WAR
FOED v KORT
AFOS v TNC
PIG v FALL

Round 21 - 20th October

IA v KORT
WAR v MYTH
OTP v LOW
TNC v FOED
FALL v AFOS

Round 22 - 20th October

MYTH v OTP
KORT v WAR
AFOS v PIG
FOED v FALL
TNC v IA

[mcshanester29]

Scores:

show: Completed

Maps:

show: AFOS

show: FALL

show: FOED

show: IA

show: KORT

show: LOW

show: MYTH

show: OTP

show: PIG

show: TNC

show: WAR

Player Counts:

show: AFOS

show: FALL

show: FOED

show: IA

show: KORT

show: LOW

show: MYTH

show: OTP

show: PIG

show: TNC

show: WAR

[Qwert]

update table

[Dako]

Good luck to all clans. We will come for your points pretty soon.

[cooldeals]

Lets just call the league now. TNC #2 overall. Sounds good.

gl everyone.

[freakns]

Good luck to all clans. We will come for your points pretty soon.

we will rape your ass, rip your arms off, take off your head, lance your stomach, then boil your leftovers and feast on them.
and luck will have nothing to do with it

worst of luck to everyone but Otpisani, and prepare for battle for second place, cause we are winning this shit.

[Qwert]

and schedule are presented.

[freakns]

nice job qwert


also, by newest information, we have just received, Josko will be unavailable for week 1, and COF is on vacation for week 9. we tried to get in contact with both of them, and while we couldnt find josko, COF has agreed to give us a statement. we are now giving you most important part of conversation:
CC news: "is it true that freak butthurt you every time you two meet, so you have decided to skip week against Otpisani, and planed to send true girls in TOFU to face him, namely Denise, Catnip and Master Fenrir?"
COF: "absolutely not. i have rectal exam on day we are deciding who will play which map"
CC news: "but you will be here for week 10 which is on the same day as week 9?"
COF: "i will be back by noon"
CC news: "so you are not afraid of freak?"
COF: "nope"
CC news: "and when you have been caught crying in public bathroom it wasnt because of freak?"
COF: "ive heard beach boys arent playing anymore"

for the rest of the interview, and COF view about who is best gay porn actor of all time, which is his favorite color, what is he finding so adorable in ballet, and much more, read CC Newsteller. (not newsletter)

[danryan]

Good luck to all clans. We will come for your points pretty soon.

Hehe, I'm keeping my rank low to horrify all the top flight clans when FOED sneaks in here.

[Chariot of Fire]

But seriously.....The Beach Boys. Guys.

[chapcrap]

Will we wait to make sure whether FOED or ID will be the last in? I don't think we can start before that.

[Qwert]

Will we wait to make sure whether FOED or ID will be the last in? I don't think we can start before that.

Official start its 2nd June, and you can not start before this date.
Last game in QG will soon be over, but you can prepare maps and teams before official start, to be ready.

[Chariot of Fire]

Who did the scheduling? A 60 game challenge vs AFOS in progress and our first opponent is.....AFOS, lol. It doesn't matter I suppose.

[Qwert]

Who did the scheduling? A 60 game challenge vs AFOS in progress and our first opponent is.....AFOS, lol. It doesn't matter I suppose.

I use random generator,, and i dont look what you play with Afos in other competitions. Better now then later

[freakns]

Who did the scheduling? A 60 game challenge vs AFOS in progress and our first opponent is.....AFOS, lol. It doesn't matter I suppose.

Newsteller went to see who is behind all of this. is it a plot? is it a scam? or just freaky coincidence? to search out what has really happened, we sent out one of our top investigators, one and only, russian violin, siberian bear, Dako!
up to his task, he went to talk with several premium CC players, and first one he stumble upon was none other then queen of cows, irresistible Foxyglove.
*disclaimer*: you will be able to read whole interview in the original, and also full translation, as both Dako and Foxy, reluctant to give up their secrets, have been speaking in codes:

Dako: Hello Foxy, so nice to hear from you again
(translation: you cunt, gtfo of here)
Foxy: Its always good to see you Dako
(translation: you worthless faggot)
Dako: How are things with you and CC these days?
(translation: i hope your internet connection die in the middle of speed freestyle game)
Foxy: Pretty much same as always, playing some games and enjoying in the company of good people like yourself
(translation: if i never see you after today, id celebrate this day as my second birthday)
Dako: Oh, ty, im gonna blush!
(translation: go f*ck yourself)
Foxy:
(translation: )
Dako: Now, to main question, what do you think, have someone fix the draw for CL5 premier league?
(translation: Josko is cheating again, i hope he gets caught this time)
Foxy: I dont think so. To me, it looks like bad luck. Or maybe its good to play same team twice in short period? Overall, i think it doeasnt matter, cause you will end up playing against every clan twice.
(translation: COF have fix the draw, so he has stronger clans at the beginning, and sit through every game, like he always do)
Dako: so you think it doesnt matter who do you play first and who do you play last?
(translation: so, you are popping your pants when thinking about TOFU?)
Foxy: If you are good enough, youre gonna win in every round, no matter who is your opponent
(translation: TOFU is clan full of nobodies!)
Dako: so, who do you see as favorites to win CL5?
(translation: one thing is sure, KORT aint winning this, even with endless cheating from josko)
Foxy: i cant say for sure, but TOFU looks like strongest clan outthere.
(translation: TOFU is playing CC like Stevie Wonder is watching a movie)
Dako: last question, who do you see as league MVP?
(translation: josko is worst player in history of CC... and he is ugly!)
Foxy: many good players, but i like freakns the most
(translation: many good players, but i like freakns the most)
Dako: again, we agree
(translation: for once, we agree)
Dako: ty for your time Foxy, and good luck in competition!
(translation: die bitch, die)
Foxy: always a pleasure
(.|..)


what an honest conversation

[Crazyirishman]

Well this sure looks like it'll be a lot of fun, it's too bad this in the only reason some of us are here:

[OutSider]

Good luck to all, best of luck to FOED.

-OS

[hopalong]

Who did the scheduling? A 60 game challenge vs AFOS in progress and our first opponent is.....AFOS, lol. It doesn't matter I suppose.

Newsteller went to see who is behind all of this. is it a plot? is it a scam? or just freaky coincidence? to search out what has really happened, we sent out one of our top investigators, one and only, russian violin, siberian bear, Dako!
up to his task, he went to talk with several premium CC players, and first one he stumble upon was none other then queen of cows, irresistible Foxyglove.
*disclaimer*: you will be able to read whole interview in the original, and also full translation, as both Dako and Foxy, reluctant to give up their secrets, have been speaking in codes:

Dako: Hello Foxy, so nice to hear from you again
(translation: you cunt, gtfo of here)
Foxy: Its always good to see you Dako
(translation: you worthless faggot)
Dako: How are things with you and CC these days?
(translation: i hope your internet connection die in the middle of speed freestyle game)
Foxy: Pretty much same as always, playing some games and enjoying in the company of good people like yourself
(translation: if i never see you after today, id celebrate this day as my second birthday)
Dako: Oh, ty, im gonna blush!
(translation: go f*ck yourself)
Foxy:
(translation: )
Dako: Now, to main question, what do you think, have someone fix the draw for CL5 premier league?
(translation: Josko is cheating again, i hope he gets caught this time)
Foxy: I dont think so. To me, it looks like bad luck. Or maybe its good to play same team twice in short period? Overall, i think it doeasnt matter, cause you will end up playing against every clan twice.
(translation: COF have fix the draw, so he has stronger clans at the beginning, and sit through every game, like he always do)
Dako: so you think it doesnt matter who do you play first and who do you play last?
(translation: so, you are popping your pants when thinking about TOFU?)
Foxy: If you are good enough, youre gonna win in every round, no matter who is your opponent
(translation: TOFU is clan full of nobodies!)
Dako: so, who do you see as favorites to win CL5?
(translation: one thing is sure, KORT aint winning this, even with endless cheating from josko)
Foxy: i cant say for sure, but TOFU looks like strongest clan outthere.
(translation: TOFU is playing CC like Stevie Wonder is watching a movie)
Dako: last question, who do you see as league MVP?
(translation: josko is worst player in history of CC... and he is ugly!)
Foxy: many good players, but i like freakns the most
(translation: many good players, but i like freakns the most)
Dako: again, we agree
(translation: for once, we agree)
Dako: ty for your time Foxy, and good luck in competition!
(translation: die bitch, die)
Foxy: always a pleasure
(.|..)


what an honest conversation

lmmfao - rofl!!!

popping my pants - i have to use that some time.

back to the bar ...

[Qwert]

News

Tofu decide to withdraw from Premier League. They will have problem with some player inactivity, vacations and real life issue . So they feel that will not be in position to be ready for Premier League. Today will be adjustment of Premier League Table and Schedules, and every team in round where they need to play with TOFU , will get bye.

[IcePack]

Can the premier league not get a new clan from 2nd league? We haven't started yet and would be nice to have a full league @ start...Whoever tofu knocked out

[Doc_Brown]

News

Tofu decide to withdraw from Premier League. They will have problem with some player inactivity, vacations and real life issue .

Plus we were afraid of freakns.

[Foxglove]

Damn it, I need to pay more attention to the forums. Freak, this is the most awesome thing you've posted in a long time! I've tired of your usual dick and tranny jokes, but this made me actually giggle out loud!

This is my favorite bit:

Dako: Oh, ty, im gonna blush!
(translation: go f*ck yourself)
Foxy:
(translation: )

And:

Dako: ty for your time Foxy, and good luck in competition!
(translation: die bitch, die)
Foxy: always a pleasure
(.|..)

[Foxglove]

....and first one he stumble upon was none other then queen of cows, irresistible Foxyglove.

My other titles, should you be interested, include:
Queen of Love and Beauty
King of Tokyo
Libertalia Pirate Queen

(Just in case you need a new and interesting way to proclaim my loveliness.)

[Chariot of Fire]

'King of Tokyo' ??? Now if ever there was an invitation for another tranny joke you've just opened Pandora's Box (great name for a clan btw)