Conquer Club

Conquerors Cup Season 2 - Semi Finals!
Knights of the Round Table vs EMPIRE
(notice the size of one clan compared the other)

show: Rules

show: KoRT-Empire History

show: KoRT Batch 1 Result 5-5

show: EMPIRE Batch 1 Result 6-4 Empire

show: KoRT Batch 2 Result 6-4 Kort

show: EMPIRE Batch 2 result 2-8 Kort

show: KoRT Batch 3 result 7-3

show: EMPIRE Batch 3 result 3-7 Kort

show: KoRT Games PlayedPerPlayer

show: Empire Games PlayedPerPlayer

Yay! An invitation for smack talk?! Girl, din't yo' momma tell you not to invite trouble into your house?

KORT may spill more milk than us but EMPIRE spills more Orange-Mango Juice. SMACK!

KORT is so stupid that they took a spoon to the Conqueror's Cup!! SMACK!

sjnap is so stupid that he's been looking for the head of the round table. SMACK!

foxglove is so stupid and didn't realize canines didn't have hands. She bought all those gloves for NOTHING. SMACK YOU WITH MY GLOVE!

#1_Stunna so . SMACK!

rodion é tão brasileiro que ele usa SPEEDOS para trabalhar. BEIJOCA!

bruceswar so . SMACK!

When streaker was naked no one knew if he was a cow or a bull! SMACK!

White Moose need a shower with V05 after falling to the ground! SMACK!

Shotgun/Dibs/Bags winning

lord voldemort wrote:Shotgun/Dibs/Bags winning

LoVo called it. You have to give it to him. Touch black.

LET'S DO THIS! Looking forward to this clan war and exciting that the TOFU war is winding down.

Good luck KoRT! After the TOFU appetizer, I am looking forward to the beef course.

White Moose wrote:

show: KoRT-Empire History

It's good you included this. You know, so after we kick the moo out of you, there will be something for you to look at and give yourself some consolation.

Hey at least everyone gets a prize then...I mean look at WM free premium for him

WM's not gonna disappear on us like the last CC Semi, is he?

Good luck Empire, I apologize in advance for extra lucky dice in my games, which we always get. I hope you will not be very pissed with our perfect rolling.

I see you very enjoy speaking on forums (except Wolffy who is chat speaker). we will speak on the board

josko.ri wrote:Good luck Empire, I apologize in advance for extra lucky dice in my games, which we always get. I hope you will not be very pissed with our perfect rolling.

I see you very enjoy speaking on forums (except Wolffy who is chat speaker). we will speak on the board

Heard a lot about you Josko, looking forward to not only chatting but playing in some games with ya! Bring all the dice you can, we roll 7s here at EMPIRE!

BYUwonder11 wrote:

josko.ri wrote:Good luck Empire, I apologize in advance for extra lucky dice in my games, which we always get. I hope you will not be very pissed with our perfect rolling.

I see you very enjoy speaking on forums (except Wolffy who is chat speaker). we will speak on the board

Heard a lot about you Josko, looking forward to not only chatting but playing in some games with ya! Bring all the dice you can, we roll 7s here at EMPIRE!

That is what they all say. Everybody wants a chance to play vs Josko, but in the end they end up not liking it.


Forgot to mention. Good luck Empire.

dwilhelmi wrote:Good luck KoRT! After the TOFU appetizer, I am looking forward to the beef course.

White Moose wrote:

show: KoRT-Empire History

It's good you included this. You know, so after we kick the moo out of you, there will be something for you to look at and give yourself some consolation.

History is important, and in the spirit of that, it is a very good thing that we are winning challenges by 20+ games in the Cup. You never know when you might need a 21 game cushion.

josko.ri wrote:Good luck Empire, I apologize in advance for extra lucky dice in my games, which we always get. I hope you will not be very pissed with our perfect rolling.

I see you very enjoy speaking on forums (except Wolffy who is chat speaker). we will speak on the board

Don't worry, Josko. . .Empire is the luckiest clan on site.

Good luck to all of the Knights of the Round Table!!!!

Good luck to you both. I will be checking in periodically from the sidelines.

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:

dwilhelmi wrote:Good luck KoRT! After the TOFU appetizer, I am looking forward to the beef course.

White Moose wrote:

show: KoRT-Empire History

It's good you included this. You know, so after we kick the moo out of you, there will be something for you to look at and give yourself some consolation.

History is important, and in the spirit of that, it is a very good thing that we are winning challenges by 20+ games in the Cup. You never know when you might need a 21 game cushion.

Does the CD stand for cross dresser??????

Today, I had the best snack ever. I was very hot and my mouth was so dry it was hard to swallow. I hate August. I knew what I wanted, but couldn't see a 7-11 anywhere. Finally, right when I was about ready to break down and cry, I saw one ahead of me, and on the right side of the road! yay! I said to myself. I went in and they had the best slurpee flavor ever! "Berry Citrus Slam: A Twist of Raspberry and Orange". Yum. I savored it. Then..at the movies last week... oh ... uhm ... hold on a sec...

show: whispered conversation with LoVo

Never mind.

Good luck, KORT.

Denise wrote:Today, I had the best snack ever. I was very hot and my mouth was so dry it was hard to swallow. I hate August. I knew what I wanted, but couldn't see a 7-11 anywhere. Finally, right when I was about ready to break down and cry, I saw one ahead of me, and on the right side of the road! yay! I said to myself. I went in and they had the best slurpee flavor ever! "Berry Citrus Slam: A Twist of Raspberry and Orange". Yum. I savored it. Then..at the movies last week... oh ... uhm ... hold on a sec...

show: whispered conversation with LoVo

Never mind.

Good luck, KORT.

Provide some imagery of glistening sweat upon your bare skin and you would get more CC members past sentence 4. Dazerazer does stuff like this all the time. Case in point. . her sig!!

However, with verbiage such as mouth, swallow, slurpee, and savor [and even yum], this post has some potential.

White Moose wrote:[spoiler=KoRT-Empire History]Clan League 2 (Click for Thread)
5-3 (KoRT won Home)
5-3 (KoRT won Away)

Clan Challange (Click for Thread)
25-15 (KoRT won)

White Moose may want to re-read Clan League 2. We split that 8-8. Here are the games. (I have no argument for the 25-15 loss. We were simply out-played).
Knights of the Round Table VS EMPIRE
Game 5897944 Empire
Game 5897947 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897948 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897949 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897954 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897955 Empire
Game 5897956 Empire
Game 5897957 Knights of the Round Table
EMPIRE VS Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547375 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547379 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547381 Empire
Game 6547382 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547386 Empire
Game 6547388 Empire
Game 6547389 Empire
Game 6547392 Empire

On a side note: Good luck to all of KORT. I think you will find this challenge very different than the last. I'm glad to see White Moose back. You had my vote for MVP of our last challenge. Frustrated the hell out of me in every game we were in together. We all have great respect for the strategery of KORT. Dice not included.

Josko, I hope to see you often in my games. I'm holding off retirement just for you buddy. I do not, however, look forward to seeing your chat in those games. Unless it's funny.

Lubawski wrote:

White Moose wrote:[spoiler=KoRT-Empire History]Clan League 2 (Click for Thread)
5-3 (KoRT won Home)
5-3 (KoRT won Away)

Clan Challange (Click for Thread)
25-15 (KoRT won)

White Moose may want to re-read Clan League 2. We split that 8-8. Here are the games. (I have no argument for the 25-15 loss. We were simply out-played).
Knights of the Round Table VS EMPIRE
Game 5897944 Empire
Game 5897947 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897948 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897949 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897954 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897955 Empire
Game 5897956 Empire
Game 5897957 Knights of the Round Table
EMPIRE VS Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547375 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547379 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547381 Empire
Game 6547382 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547386 Empire
Game 6547388 Empire
Game 6547389 Empire
Game 6547392 Empire

Yep. ...we won our set 5-3 and KoRT won their set 5-3. . . .was dead even. ..then the wheels sort of fell off in the CC

Should be a good challenge. Hopefully you recover quickly from your current battle. I hear a strict vegan diet can take quite a toll on the body.

Lubawski wrote:

White Moose wrote:[spoiler=KoRT-Empire History]Clan League 2 (Click for Thread)
5-3 (KoRT won Home)
5-3 (KoRT won Away)

Clan Challange (Click for Thread)
25-15 (KoRT won)

White Moose may want to re-read Clan League 2. We split that 8-8. Here are the games. (I have no argument for the 25-15 loss. We were simply out-played).
Knights of the Round Table VS EMPIRE
Game 5897944 Empire
Game 5897947 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897948 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897949 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897954 Knights of the Round Table
Game 5897955 Empire
Game 5897956 Empire
Game 5897957 Knights of the Round Table
EMPIRE VS Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547375 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547379 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547381 Empire
Game 6547382 Knights of the Round Table
Game 6547386 Empire
Game 6547388 Empire
Game 6547389 Empire
Game 6547392 Empire

Oh, my bad. I must have read the CL2 standings table a bit wrong.

Two of my favorites here.

I say KORT 31-30.

White Moose wrote:Oh, my bad. I must have read the CL2 standings table a bit wrong.

So did I at first. When I saw what you posted, I thought I remembered a tie between us there. I looked at the table and thought you were right, so I checked the actual games. That table is screwy looking.