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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs Empire [Smack Talk!]

Postby niMic on Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:36 pm

ljex wrote:
niMic wrote:
Lubawski wrote:
freakns wrote:
Lubawski wrote:Josko, I hope to see you often in my games. I'm holding off retirement just for you buddy. I do not, however, look forward to seeing your chat in those games. Unless it's funny.

let him speak serbian in chat, and i will translate it specially for you, cause as far as i remember, you always enjoyed my chat :D

on that note, good luck to all of you, and i will have to think of something(just not now, its bloody 2:30 in the morning and im not sure why im not sleeping already :s) which will represent my emotions towards you and whole empire...


whats that? what do you mean im not in this clan war?! IM IN EVERY GOD DAMN CLAN WAR I WANNA BE!


You are always welcome to join EMPIRE Freak. Then you can be in the war. Well, the smack talk at least.

Bruceswar wrote:You were joking about that right? Hive and Epic that is. We usually play hive 2 times. We try to space it out in batches.


Lubawski wrote:Less debate. More trash talk. I don't think any actually believes that all this back and forth is really truthful. KORT will not be sending HIVE, nor will they send Feudal Epic. We will not actually do any of the things we have said we will do. Let's move on.


The joke was that it's a paradox. By saying we will not do anything we said we will do, the statement negates itself. It's just not funny if I have to explain it. Thanks for ruining my attempt at wit. Put your helmet back on Bruce.



That's not a paradox!


but it is...


I'm no expert on paradoxes, but I don't think it was.

A paradox would be him saying something like "this is a lie", but he doesn't actually say something like that. He just says one thing. And then says that he won't do the things he earlier said he would do. He doesn't at any point contradict himself in a sentence. It's more like a change of mind, which as far as I know isn't how these paradoxes work.

Maybe I'm being anal here, but I'm pretty sure it's not really a paradox. 8-[
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs Empire [Smack Talk!]

Postby jj3044 on Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:11 pm

"We will not actually do any of the things we have said we will do" meaning that we will not "not actually do any of the things we have said we will do" (we will do what we said we would do).

get it? :)
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs Empire [Smack Talk!]

Postby Denise on Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:02 pm

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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs Empire [Smack Talk!]

Postby Wolffystyle on Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:16 am

Denise wrote:
show: paradox

This is what I was taught in school. Yep, Denise schools all. :geek:
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs Empire [Smack Talk!]

Postby Denise on Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:06 am

Wolffystyle wrote:
Denise wrote:
show: paradox

This is what I was taught in school. Yep, Denise schools all. :geek:

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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby freakns on Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:46 pm

Lubawski wrote:
freakns wrote:
Lubawski wrote:Josko, I hope to see you often in my games. I'm holding off retirement just for you buddy. I do not, however, look forward to seeing your chat in those games. Unless it's funny.

let him speak serbian in chat, and i will translate it specially for you, cause as far as i remember, you always enjoyed my chat :D

on that note, good luck to all of you, and i will have to think of something(just not now, its bloody 2:30 in the morning and im not sure why im not sleeping already :s) which will represent my emotions towards you and whole empire...


whats that? what do you mean im not in this clan war?! IM IN EVERY GOD DAMN CLAN WAR I WANNA BE!


You are always welcome to join EMPIRE Freak. Then you can be in the war. Well, the smack talk at least.

i applied once already! but Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck said im "to big" for him... now, if you can take it more then him(which i seriously doubt) i might reconsider!


on other note... nah... i love hating Empire, makes me all jumpy!
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Leehar on Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:45 pm

Lubawski wrote:
freakns wrote:
Lubawski wrote:Josko, I hope to see you often in my games. I'm holding off retirement just for you buddy. I do not, however, look forward to seeing your chat in those games. Unless it's funny.

let him speak serbian in chat, and i will translate it specially for you, cause as far as i remember, you always enjoyed my chat :D

on that note, good luck to all of you, and i will have to think of something(just not now, its bloody 2:30 in the morning and im not sure why im not sleeping already :s) which will represent my emotions towards you and whole empire...


whats that? what do you mean im not in this clan war?! IM IN EVERY GOD DAMN CLAN WAR I WANNA BE!


You are always welcome to join EMPIRE Freak. Then you can be in the war. Well, the smack talk at least.


Get him premium and we'll loan him out to you on a temporary basis. 1 game per month should be about enough ;)
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby silverking8 on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:01 pm

Notification on my fishing status for the upcoming weeks.... I love fly fishing for tarpon, yet...

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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby VioIet on Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:04 am

Hmmmm. Whoever shall I cheer for in this war? Tough Decision.

KORT or Empire?

Empire or KORT?

:-k



*receives Denise's latest shipment of purple laffy taffy in the mail.



Decision made.


Gooooooo Empire!!!!!!!!
Bruceswar: I have big news coming out soonish
Violet: oh, what big news?
Bruceswar: I am leaving KORT to go to RA


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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby BYUwonder11 on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:23 pm

Nice sigs on both sides, and what is this bet I hear about?
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Masli on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:27 pm

BYUwonder11 wrote:Nice sigs on both sides, and what is this bet I hear about?


Winner gets Bruce
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby danryan on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:30 pm

I'd throw the challenge in that case. :D
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Denise on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:41 pm

VioIet wrote:Hmmmm. Whoever shall I cheer for in this war? Tough Decision.

KORT or Empire?

Empire or KORT?

:-k



*receives Denise's latest shipment of purple laffy taffy in the mail.



Decision made.


Gooooooo Empire!!!!!!!!


:lol: Thanks, Violet! You will never lack for laffy taffy again.
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:57 pm

I'm supporting EMPIRE.
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Masli on Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:17 pm

I'm supporting sex on tha beach.
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Lubawski on Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:49 pm

danryan wrote:I'd throw the challenge in that case. :D


I think that's why they offered that as the "prize."

The bet from last time was that the loser had to wear a sig I think for a month (nothing inappropriate, but extremely funny if you see the one Josko posted that we had to wear). I loved wearing that sig last time. It actually took some of the sting out of the loss. You couldn't look at it without laughing at its cleverness.

I'm in for this again. I think most of the clan will agree.
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Denise on Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:38 pm

I will agree.
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby lord voldemort on Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:07 pm

Masli wrote:
BYUwonder11 wrote:Nice sigs on both sides, and what is this bet I hear about?


Winner gets Bruce


WP sir...congrats Kort...gg. We cant take that
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby ljex on Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:30 am

im in for the sig bet as well
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs Empire [Smack Talk!]

Postby josko.ri on Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:54 am

Master Fenrir wrote:
josko.ri wrote:also, I have heard that Lubawski's team outplayed TOFU hardly in several games (dice not included) so I am also very looking forward to test your skills, and also hope to see you often in my games ;)


If you make your games sunny, I can help you out, Josko. ;)

No way for that, you know that I strike from shadow. you had many chances to see how does it look inside the shadow ;)

ljex wrote:
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ljex wrote:
josko.ri wrote:we play it only vs big guys (top clans), it is not fun to play vs others who cannot give fair fight on such a big map. if you are so confident in your domination on the map, I expect your home game also. isn't is better for you to achieve 2 wins instead of only one? :P


logic fail, would it not be in our best interest to send maps where we perceive the biggest difference between our skill and yours in our favor? Just because we are confident does not mean that it is the best decision as a home map.

what do you think does Nadal more like/enjoy to play match vs Federer (example for both players top skilled) or he more like/enjoy to play a match vs someone outside of top 100 (example for big skill difference)? I am sure that he more likes/enjoys his matches vs Federer.
The same here, what I want is having top class challenges (in games which I will be in, I am not speaking for other games). if I notice that you have some top CC players on particular maps which I also like to play, you may be sure that you will receive that maps like our home maps. for example, you may also expect feudal epic. I know you have Ninja Champion, maybe the best CC player on that map (who had regulary spanked my ass in our feudal games) but I am not affraid of having top class challenges, I wish to have it as much as possible. I believe you are also not affraid to play top class challenges instead of challenges on some anonymus maps where maybe you know some strategic detail better than rest of the site.


Ugh, of course it is more fun to play people equal to your skill in a single game...but the ultimate goal of playing a challenge is to win. You can bet your ass we are going to send the games we think we have the biggest chance to win whatever those are. Also i dont know anything about tennis but i do know that in just about every other sport people scout their opponents and try to base their strategy on the weaknesses they see in that scouting, and i can only assume this is the same in tennis. Oh and dont go acting like we are afraid if you dont see maps that you would have expected based on both sides having skill on the maps. This is a strategic game, it would be a shame for you to judge us for using strategy.


maybe it is your wiew of competition to always play on fields that you have the biggest strategic advantage. my wiew of competition is different... what I want/enjoy is to meet some top skilled team on the same field where my team is also top skilled. having double (home and away) challenge on that field (map) is something that everyone would enjoy, both players inside the game, who would get unique fun to play vs other top skilled team, and spectators, who would have great fun to see who would take ultimate win on the map where both teams are famous for their dominating strategy.

if you do not believe that I always seek for a top class challenge, just check my previous challenges. TOFU sent their hive/NS/unl/fog home game, and THOTA sent their poison rome/NS/C/fog game. my team had NEVER played those maps/settings like our home settings before. in addition, hive game vs TOFU was my first hive team game ever played. but, the batch after we had received their home games, we sent the same home maps/settings back. we had so many map/settings possible to choose like our home map, where we would probably have better skill advantage vs opponents, but we chose to send the same map/settings like we had received the batch before. isnt it enough to prove that my wish has always been to have top class challenge, and not send some gimmic map where fun level would be lower, but which would give us several more % for win, due to some more experience or map knowledge on our side?
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Lubawski on Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:58 am

Sounds good Josko. We'll let you know our home maps/settings, and you can double them as your home maps/settings. :D

Personally, I like to play the maps where I have the most fun. There are some maps that I'm really good at that I just can't stand. I try to avoid them, but damn away games always pull me into them.
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby BYUwonder11 on Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:11 pm

Lubawski wrote:Sounds good Josko. We'll let you know our home maps/settings, and you can double them as your home maps/settings. :D

Personally, I like to play the maps where I have the most fun. There are some maps that I'm really good at that I just can't stand. I try to avoid them, but damn away games always pull me into them.


LOL, isn't that the truth, I'm kind of the same way, enjoy the challenge, but usually if you enjoy the map you're good at it as well, the tough part I guess would be finding competition for that map. If you do though, it's even more fun.

By the way, now that I know what the "prize" is, I'm up for the sig challenge as well. Only thing I'm worried about is why Denise sent Violet taffy and not me? :cry:
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby The Voice on Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:18 pm

I see EMPIRE is in all caps now. White Moose, you are too kind!
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby BYUwonder11 on Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:25 pm

Respecting the enemy now! That was nice of him wasn't it?
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Re: [CC2] Semi Finals | KoRT vs EMPIRE [Smack Talk!]

Postby Commander9 on Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:36 pm

If the actual war will be at least half as good as this thread, we're in for a treat =D>
But... It was so artistically done.
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