Doc_Brown wrote:[...]
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
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French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
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WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
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Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
Oh Doc... that's just MEAN. (love it... but mean.)
The first two actually had me laughing out loud. My GF is used to that by now, so just rolled her eyes and ignored me.
Unlike something in the TOFU forum last week, which had me snort beer all over the table in laughter.
Disproving stares galore...
Which reminds me, I should just send hop and lou my drycleaning bills from now on.