by BoganGod on Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:20 am
Looks like we might just let the vegetarian soy molesters squeeze out a win. Wouldn't seem fair not too. Think about if folks. A clan of pitiful vego freaks(apologies to freakns) who go fishing(then throw the fish back....), eat a fermented, compressed soy product(probably from gm soy grown on what used to be rainforest in the amazon), debate the relative GI of bean shoots and sprouts whilst their wane white pasty bloodless hands turn limp circles trying to make a telling point about fruitarian ethics. These boys need to get laid, loaded, and eat some real food, in that or reverse order. CC would be failing in its duty of care if we were allowed to win. Just think of the counselling bills, wrongful death lawsuits, endless blogs on vegan emo's for a sensitive tomorrow websites. Anaemic squares vs the burly pirates. We would be decried as bullies(from a safe distance) by the chattering forum trolls, and inane dribblers of pc word flatulence.
Thank you tofu for your stout opposition, and making this the biggest challenge so far.
ps nippersean might I suggest what your missing normally comes in a set of two relatively small football(rugby/american football shaped, not soccer shaped) shaped objects enclosed in a sack. Designed by nature to stay in that little sack, not to be removed and used as ear ring pendants or wall ornaments.
pps - legal disclaimer - any resemblance in the preamble to actual members of tofu, is entirely coincidental and nothing to do with the detailed character and physical assessments provided to me by disgruntled starving soy eaters wishing to jump aboard the PHAT mermaid.