[CC5] TOFU vs MM (42-19) - TOFU Win FINAL 23/1

by **Dualta** on Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:19 pm

I've got clean underwear on. You're going down MM.

by **hopalong** on Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:09 pm

Dualta wrote:I've got clean underwear on. You're going down MM.

sounds like sexual harrasment to me ...

all invites sent for away games - fearless predictions, anyone?

by **Arama86n** on Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:31 am

hopalong wrote:
Dualta wrote:I've got clean underwear on. You're going down MM.

sounds like sexual harrasment to me ...

all invites sent for away games - fearless predictions, anyone?

You take the amount of games Deli is in, multiply it by two, add half the number of games you are in hop, and divide it by
the number of games Chris is in. The result is the number of games we are going to lose, give or take 2. But only if it's a Wednesday, if Doc has had his morning coffee and if Daulta is wearing Clean underwear.

by **hopalong** on Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:32 pm

Curious bout who is eating the most games? OP now has Hungry Hippos!

Stay tuned for Map Count.

by **TheMissionary** on Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:20 pm

If those underwear are clean, you need new glasses.

by **ChrisPond** on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:03 pm

TheMissionary wrote:If those underwear are clean, you need new glasses.

i for one do not want to know how the missionary knows if Dualta's underwear is clean or not. i guess "mo muff" is out the window, unless there is something Dualta has not been forthcoming about.

We should have negotiated the tie breaker to be between missionary and I. We could have met at the local pond, set up a real risk board on a pallet of stone and played it out that way. i would have been up for a poly game, missionary pick the number of players on each team of poly. since we set up the map anyway, having it at my jobsite sounds perfectly legit. Mo Muff (or whatever you are going by these days)...pay no attention to those rough looking guys in the background with shovels...only be concerned if you see them grab pitchforks. this is a neutral territory.

by **TheMissionary** on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:32 pm

I would have been ok with that, but not with the weather lately.

by **ChrisPond** on Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:58 am

hopalong wrote:Curious bout who is eating the most games? OP now has Hungry Hippos!

Stay tuned for Map Count.

Don't forget you can use your toes to help when you get to 10. If you still run into trouble, see if you can find a 5 year old to help. I know my almost 5 year old can count to 20, even with the disadvantage of spending a lot of hours in my care.

by **hopalong** on Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:06 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:TOFU will be crushed--without mercy! Prisoners will be convicted of war crimes against Neutrals and nonexistent civilians. At the labor camps, they will face a grueling schedule: during the day, rock pounding. During the evening, mandatory viewing of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They will be fed lemon peels, stale bread, and Cocoa Puffs, which will contain no sugar and look exactly like the rocks they pound everyday.

More Cocoa Puffs, please - less cocoa and more puff, if possible.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:20 pm

hopalong wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:TOFU will be crushed--without mercy! Prisoners will be convicted of war crimes against Neutrals and nonexistent civilians. At the labor camps, they will face a grueling schedule: during the day, rock pounding. During the evening, mandatory viewing of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They will be fed lemon peels, stale bread, and Cocoa Puffs, which will contain no sugar and look exactly like the rocks they pound everyday.

More Cocoa Puffs, please - less cocoa and more puff, if possible.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:39 pm

hopalong wrote:Curious bout who is eating the most games? OP now has Hungry Hippos!

Stay tuned for Map Count.

In the OP, I've noticed a serious miscalculation in regard to the win-loss record. I've applied my superior methodological approach which has yielded the correct win-loss record:

show

by **hopalong** on Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:50 pm

well, i cant read lips - but whatever that willy wonka factory reject is saying sure cant be taken serioulsy - i mean, check out the bow tie and the vest. signs of serious mental health issues. people like that probably end up wearing dinosaur outfits or frog costumes.