Conquer Club

For our next issue, we will interrogate former conqueror and all-round CC mastermind, josko.ri.

Ask away!

Which is better, Japan or Croatia?

Best part of Japan?

Worst part of Japan?

Best part of Croatia?

Worst part of Croatia?

Which has better KFC?

How are your dice normally as compared to others?

What was the best part about being conqueror?

Will you give me a rematch from our England Olympics game where I couldn't pull off any rolls?

How many hours do you spend planning each move?

Do you scold your teammates if they move without consulting you first?

Which maps would you consider yourself an expert on?

Are there any maps you would like to learn?

On a scale of Blitzaholic to Yes how arrogant are you?

Why we never met in real life?

What did Moonchild told about me (dakky)?

Are you for a beer when you get back in Rijeka?

if your teammate gets good dice and uses the strategy provided to him by u, do u take the credit or does he?
if your teammate gets bad dice and uses the strategy provided to him by u, do u take the blame or does he?
if your teammate misses a reinforcement in an unlimited game with u, is it the ruler or the belt?

Is it true that every time a clanmate takes a turn without consulting you, somewhere a little bird dies? :p

Origin of your screen name?

Break up of the former Yugoslavia: tragedy, a good thing, you don't care ....

Was Benga a better all around player or you?
If Benga was ................Can you ask Benga to come back to play CC again?
Why do people think you are God like?

What is your strategy for the opening move for your team in a quads, fog, unlimited forts on hive (you can pick no spoils or nukes). Please be specific and answer in no less than 500 words. A screenshot from the beginning of one of your games with these settings with spelled out moves for all players on their first turns earns you extra credit

what does josko.ri mean?
is it true that you were raised by wolves, and therefore honour your ancestors with a picture of your grandfather as your avatar? or is it just me (hopalong) and dukasaur (dukasaur) that carries on the tradition of honouring ancestors in their avatar?
what is the maximum you would pay for CC membership (in soviet-era rubles, please, calculating for deflation)?
best and worst site change since you were a corporal?
how many times have you fallen in love in CC?
how many times did you check your own Interrogation thread? please include the times you clicked on it just to raise the view count.
what perception do you think the majority of CC players who know you have of you? please also share your feelings on the matter.
you allegedly joined CC on Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:18 pm, though no games appear on your profile before 2010-04-23 18:30:55 ... what was the recipe that you used to eat those games?

Why does your clan get all the hot chicks?

if you had to play a quads game with 3 members from TOFU, who would you pick to be your teammates and why?

and in that same game, you had to play with those 3 against 4 other TOFU clan members. who would select to be your opponents? You clan select past and present TOFU members (but none that have have ever been a part of KORT or have a win percentage greater than 43.8% on the map and settings you select..yes, you get to pick that as well ).

You can also select the 7 TOFU players in your game with out regarding my fine print as that seems a bit time consuming to figure out upon further consideration.


Next question...not even sure which number we are on here...What number question am I on anyway?

Do you think you can have a longer response to this interrogation than I did in mine?

Please post the number of characters and words you type for answers here______ Yes, you can count this answer as part of those numbers.

H you ever lost to a bot in a singles match? If so which one?

Who is your favorite opponent on CC ?

Is there player/team you feel anxious to play against ?

Which clan would you like to join ( except KORT of course) ?

Are you missing cof ?

Besides yourself, who is your favourite conqueror, and what can we learn from him?

Wow! I just saw the news that you won HA's 200th.

What are some of your most memorable moments from what was quite likely Conquer Club's biggest tournament of all time.

Do you miss cof in the CC4 finals thread? Do you miss yourself in the cc4 finals thread?
Can there be a hero without a vilain?
Who is the second best player from kort (only 1 player has to be named)?
How attractive is it for japanese girls when you reveal you are croatian compared to the average cc female population?

How disappointed are you with dakky's questions since he privately said he had a lot of questions he wanted to ask you?

Where have you buried qwert's body?

We first teamed up together in the Your Favourite way to End the World tournament, do you really think you would have won without me ?
We often chat on Skype and quite often when i wake up I see I have missed messages from you, you appear to be always available.. when if ever do you find time to sleep?
Is it true that your IQ is half your current CC score?
Who do you think is the greatest player never to make the conqueror rank?
Why wasn't I the answer to the last question?
Which country has the best cuisine? which country has the worst?
coke or pepsi?

Are you really HardAttack's english coach?
Does Bruceswar really live in his grandmother's basement?
How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck, wood?
If you eat enough japanese seafood will your blood glow?
If you could permanently delete any other user's account whose would you delete, bonus points for saying why
Is Shannon Apple really a woman?
Would you be prepared to have a multi check done on you and qwert?
Would you rather kiss me or hug COF?

Thanks for taking the time to carefully consider and answer these questions.
Hugs and kisses Uncle Bogan

What do you think about the reputation you have as KoRT's slave driver?
Since everyone seems to expect it, how come you didn't kill me for missing a turn recently in one of our games?
Does this mean that you are going soft in your old age?
They all want to know it but ask behind your back rather than directly. Is Josko human?
Why do you think Dakky wants to meet you in real life so badly?

Time for the hard questions.

Tell me about how you and COF came to be fierce rivals?
Who is your favorite KORT teammate(s)?
Which clan war have you enjoyed the most and why?
What is your favorite map on CC?
What do you do besides playing CC?
If you were going to join any other clan not named KORT, Who would it be and why?
Tell me what you really think about the C&A Team and the rulings they have put on you.
How did you make it to Conquer? What pushed you to try to get to the number 1 spot?
What do you want your legacy on CC to be years later when you are gone?
Looking back on things, what if anything would you change?

Other than a brilliant analytical mind, what does it take to get to the top in CC?

Josko.ri

How do you pronounce your name? Is it a J sound? Is it Y sound? Josko... or Yosko? I do not know Croatian pronunciation. I have always thought of it as I am saying J-osko, or am I wrong?

When you first recruited me to Kort, did you believe I would reach Conqueror? Yes or yes? And, did you then recruit me because you knew I would be Conqueror?

Are there other futuristic events you might share with us?

Could you tell me when to buy and sell certain investments?

When will you decide to take back Conqueror for yourself?

If I were to invent something and give it your name, what would that thing be?

Do you like Orange Juice?

Have you ever sailed on a boat?

If you were to create your own scale for measuring length, what would you choose for units of measure? How long would each be, in centimetres?

For instance, you could choose to measure things in joskorites.

1 joskorite is 1, 000, 000 cm.

So many smaller measurements would contain decimal points.

Would you be in favour of this?

If this interrogation forum had an intermittence as viewers read it, what midway entertainment would you like to provide us with? Music? Movies? Would it be a game of risk?

It is often said that certain tasks are impossible. For instance counting the number of grains of sand on a beach, or number of stars visible in the sky at a certain point.

Are these things that Josko is able to do?

For instance, could you arrive at a beach, and walk it up and down 3 times, and then perform an equation in your mind, and calculate that the exact number of grains of sand is 21, 212, 121, 212, 121, 212, 121?

What do you like best about Canada?

Are there certain things people in the world hear about Canada, that you would like clarification about?

Are you aware that it is mandatory in Canada to say 'eh' after greeting the Prime Minister for the first time by law? I.e. "Hello Mr. Prime Minister, how's it going EH?"

And that the Second time you meet the Prime Minister of Canada, you are supposed to start with using EH, i.e. Eh! Mr Prime Minister, hello! But this is more of a bylaw.

What do you prefer writing with? Pen? Pencil? Computer document? Other?

What colour is your favourite pair of shoes?

If you could, would you make everything in the world edible?

What do you think Sky would taste like? Would you have to boil it first? Or could you just eat it raw?

I have never been one to waste the time of Kort with random Kort forum topics with posts that persist on and on to no end.

Oh wait, maybe I have.

Josko, do you like big walls of text in forum posts?

How fast do you read? in words per minute.

For instance, if you have stop watch, start in now, and tell me how far in this following paragraph you got:

Josko.ri, How do you pronounce your name? Is it a J sound? Is it Y sound? Josko... or Yosko? I do not know Croatian pronunciation. I have always thought of it as I am saying J-osko, or am I wrong? When you first recruited me to Kort, did you believe I would reach Conqueror? Yes or yes? And, did you then recruit me because you knew I would be Conqueror? Are there other futuristic events you might share with us? Could you tell me when to buy and sell certain investments? When will you decide to take back Conqueror for yourself? If I were to invent something and give it your name, what would that thing be? Do you like Orange Juice? Have you ever sailed on a boat? If you were to create your own scale for measuring length, what would you choose for units of measure? How long would each be, in centimetres?
For instance, you could choose to measure things in joskorites. 1 joskorite is 1, 000, 000 cm. So many smaller measurements would contain decimal points.Would you be in favour of this? If this interrogation forum had an intermittence as viewers read it, what midway entertainment would you like to provide us with? Music? Movies? Would it be a game of risk?It is often said that certain tasks are impossible. For instance counting the number of grains of sand on a beach, or number of stars visible in the sky at a certain point. Are these things that Josko is able to do?For instance, could you arrive at a beach, and walk it up and down 3 times, and then perform an equation in your mind, and calculate that the exact number of grains of sand is 21, 212, 121, 212, 121, 212, 121?What do you like best about Canada? Are there certain things people in the world hear about Canada, that you would like clarification about? Are you aware that it is mandatory in Canada to say 'eh' after greeting the Prime Minister for the first time by law? I.e. "Hello Mr. Prime Minister, how's it going EH?"And that the Second time you meet the Prime Minister of Canada, you are supposed to start with using EH, i.e. Eh! Mr Prime Minister, hello! But this is more of a bylaw. What do you prefer writing with? Pen? Pencil? Computer document? Other? What colour is your favourite pair of shoes? If you could, would you make everything in the world edible? What do you think Sky would taste like? Would you have to boil it first? Or could you just eat it raw? I have never been one to waste the time of Kort with random Kort forum topics with posts that persist on and on to no end. Oh wait, maybe I have. Josko, do you like big walls of text in forum posts? How fast do you read? in words per minute. For instance, if you have a stop watch on you, start in now, and tell me how far in this following paragraph you got:

If you do not have stop watch on you, than reading that was a big waste of your time.

Maybe.

Or maybe you have a lot of free time on your hands. That's cool.

Did you notice I changed one line in the paragraph from the original post? Yes or no?

Go back and read again if you missed it.

Josko.ri, pleasure to play games with you sir.

Did random send you random and often updates of his score on his rise to conquerer like he did to us?

On speaking to a Croat friend of mine (old guy), he called Ireland "little Croatia" and insists on it. Do you know what his reason for that might be?