Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- DoomYoshi

[safariguy5]

For the 109th edition of the CC Newsletter, former volunteer and longtime community member DoomYoshi will be interviewed. Ask away!

[iAmCaffeine]

Why the Doom? What has poor Yoshi done to be doomed? Or is he bringing the doom? Please clarify, mentioning "ponies" three times in your explanation.

What's it like being in OSA, for you personally? How come you went on a massive recruiting spree and have now cut that number in half again?

How come you're no longer a Suggs Mod?

Have you got any suggestions for the Suggestions Team that could be suggested in the Suggestions Forum so that the suggestion can be taken into consideration? Just a suggestion.

[BigBallinStalin]

Judging from your posting style, you're a filthy man with repulsive habits. Explain yourself!

Also,

how do you feel 20 minutes after waking up?

what is your reason for continuing your existence? Why bother?


Sincerely Yours,
BigBallinStalin

[benga]

Got any dirty secrets, besides your underwear?

You can answer via pm

[Auger13]

Why, in your opinion is OSA far and away the best clan on CC?

[saxitoxin]

1. What is one thing you do once every day? Explain.
2. What is one thing you do twice every day? Explain.
3. If you were brown-bagging lunch, what would you pack? Explain.
4. What's the best grade you ever received? Explain.
5. What's the worst grade you ever received? Explain.
6. Which would you rather receive: the Order of Canada, a Juno Award, or 2nd Place in the Mississauga Fishing Club Spring Derby? Explain.

[Lootifer]

Have you ever not trolled?

[killboy108]

Which came first - Chicken or Egg?

Is there a God?

Will You get laid tonight?

Is there life on other planets?

Which are better, dogs or cats?

When is the World coming to an end?

Why do planes have flotation devices under passenger seats instead of parachutes?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

[notyou2]

What does wearing a saddle really feel like?

Does the buckle chaff?

How long is your tongue?

[Iron Butterfly]

Why were you asked to be interviewed again?

From your experience why is a mind is a terrible thing to waste?

Do you think you could cut the mustard as a WalMart greeter?

Who is your favorite One Direction member and why? (So as not to confuse you, choose a singer not their privates)

[bigpash]

Elbow or shoulder deep?

Whats your favorite cheese?

Would you stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers?

[Dukasaur]

What is the number one problem in the world?

[chapcrap]

Which Yoshi is your favorite?

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[warmonger1981]

Can you " Handle the Truth"?

Why are you so bad at trolling?

Do you eat mushrooms?

Do you trip on mushrooms?

Is your motto still " We might not be good but we sure are slow"?

[smegal69]

1, If love is blind, then why do you wear lingerie?

2, Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

3, Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?

4, Do modern day witches run spell check before they cast their spells?

5, Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

6, If olive oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?

7, If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

8, If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

9, Is it true cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

10, Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

[Metsfanmax]

What active suggestion would you most like to see implemented?

FYI: You are not allowed to comment on the circumstances of me firing you from the Suggestions team.

[smegal69]

what are the circumstances of Metsfanmax firing you from the Suggestions team ???

[safariguy5]

How annoying is Baby Mario?

[HardAttack]

DoomYoshi,

are you happy in OSA ?

[willedtowin1]

What the Hell is going on here?
Why is Hardattack poaching players? Again!

[HardAttack]

What the Hell is going on here?
Why is Hardattack poaching players? Again!

Poaching ? Who ? Me ? When ? How ? Ohh

[iAmCaffeine]

Why doesn't HardAttack change his name to SoftDefence, which would be much more appropriate?

[chapcrap]

What's your favorite dinosaur?

[Dukasaur]

What is the most beautiful work of art in the world?

What is the oddest civilization, past or present?

What is your favourite colour?

Who's your favourite eclectic musician?

What's your favourite emoticon?

[safariguy5]

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the upcoming issue of the CC Newsletter!