Conquer Club

Okay, I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and mothing but the truth so help me G*D.

In a manic moment, I thought that I was running out of time to become a full member of XI.
I became obsessed with killing my friend and sponsor Patrocolus.
I even went as far as to attempt to make alliances and pm'd Patrocolus into lying down and letting me kill him.
During this time, I realized my actions were dishonorable and started pm'ing persons that I requested help from to disregard my requests and that I was not thinking when i pm'd them the first time.

I am truly sorry about my actions. I know that this is an unspeakable act and it is against the rules and regulations of both CC and XI.

It is not in my nature to make alliances with others or to ask for mercy.
This is the reason I have decided to turn myself in and, look upon the honorable ones for forgiveness and I amrespectfully requesting from the honorable ones to be given a second chance.
I am also going to post this same topic verbatum to XI

Again, my sincerest apologies to all those who play this game with honor.

RD

Allright brother. Go, and sin no more.

Well, this does sound pretty whacky to me....lol

I guess this is a serious matter though. xiGAMES does have a disciplinary procedure, and I guess we could fire that up. Only problem is that we neglected to appoint any thought police at xiGAMES, and the written disciplinary procedure is very clear that the process must be initiated by a complaint. So far, we haven't got one of those regarding Roger. Although, I will say, there has been quite a bit of gossip.......lol

Well I take it roger that PATROCLUS did not roll over. and I can understand the anxaty (misspelled) of not being able to get that monkey!! Remember there are other options available to you than his annilation. that said tale him out anyway....

Roger: No problem......

You DID get me in a recent game, though, so your obligation for that is over.

It was kinda funny seeing you constantly attack me, following my armies all around, taking pieces of them! LOL!

You may continue to do so!

Congrats on getting the Monkey off your back!

Monkey Recipe


Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper.


I love ya man.

RD

Its my thinking that monkey meat would taste very similar to human meat. I think one should give it a try before eating a human being, then you'd have a pretty good idea of whether you'd enjoy cannabilism.

just like chicken

iv actually had the unplessure to see someone sample frozen monkey brains....not a pretty sight

RogDog...nice post...as I told you before, no worries...

But you must be penalized...I suggest a two pronged (I like saying Prong!) approach:

1. You will be banned from the next "Conquer Club Girls Gone Wild" episode

2. You will hereinafter be assigned the rank of "Asshat"

CLEAR!

*I have never smoked monkey before....wonder where I can score some....*

KoolBak,

Probably in Uranus

oh man i am funny!!!

RD

Never thot to look there!! *wonders why smoked monkey is flying outta my Asshat!*

It is always honorable and brave to admit a mistake publicly. This says very much of you.

Thank you shinmen. I really appreciate your kind words.

I need Risk anonymous. I think i'm addicted

We all are...

KoolBak wrote:*I have never smoked monkey before....wonder where I can score some....*

But, you're definatley on something! Freakin' high on Life!

Never to worry, though, KoolBak.....Monkey gonna find you on the battlefield and kill you!

"oooohhhhh......, I don't look so baaaaaad now, do I?"