Conquer Club

Accused: 11Joan11

The accused are suspected of:
Intentional suicide and deadbeating.

Game number:
Game 17446107


So I started a speed game and left it open for roughly an hour and left forgetting to close it. I hop on my cell and see the game is going so I attempted to play it out without deadbeating (by this time, I had missed two turns). Stated an apology and it was my bad. I deployed in NA because I owned a large portion of it initially, it made sense to me to do so because I am actually playing to win. Lo and behold, in comes Joan, the crusading complainer, who thinks I can deploy all of my deferred troops and attack with it on the same turn, he had such a big problem with it and thought I did this intentionally that he would suicide me and then deadbeat the game afterwards to show me how much of an awful person I am. You can check the chat log, he even said he was just going to suicide me and deadbeat.
Judging by his past few ratings, I think this guy is off his meds or is one of the sorest losers I've met on here.

Edit - I double checked to make sure this isn't my 2nd time reporting this KA.

I came here to say 11Joan11 is a terrible player who complained about bad luck and how our 1v1 poly game was over after the first turn. She seemed to forget the part where she attacked 3v3 across nearly all the map in her first turn.

However, I then saw this:

2017-05-18 11:48:49 - DirtyDishSoap: I didn't attack a stack. Yellow suicides me into oblivion. I know better than that. Except when I'm in a game with caff

So now, I think DDS was here to intentionally sabotage 11Joan11's highly skilled strategies. She is one of the best players I've ever seen, definitely a league above josko. I am ashamed to consider DDS my friend taking this behaviour into account and would recommend his immediate banning forthwith!

Are you serious? This dude called someone a cunt.

Ban this idiot.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ban this idiot.

I said it first.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ban this idiot.

I said it first.

You're ruining my report, STAHP

You slandered me in a game I wasn't even in. I should report for harassment!

iAmCaffeine wrote:You slandered me in a game I wasn't even in. I should report for harassment!

Owen put a sock in it please. Don't treat C&A as your personal troll fest. Please restrict your comments to jibes from your identity politics centred framework of tortured masculinity.

Great strategy DDS, too bad she ruined it for you. Foe her and find some new patsies.

It wasn't an intentional missed turns damnit! I'm playing a speed game at work but I'm sometimes called to leave and help with various tasks, in this case I saw it on my cell and tried to play it out, got suicided and then he/she deadbeated. I mean, really? If this player is really this childish, at least warn him, or her, or whatever that thing is on the other end of the spectrum.

josko? Caff? who is going to start the points dumping thread about DDS.

BoganGod wrote:josko? Caff? who is going to start the points dumping thread about DDS.

Don't be harsh, this is his personal best.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

BoganGod wrote:josko? Caff? who is going to start the points dumping thread about DDS.

Don't be harsh, this is his personal best.

He is trying to point dump to get the most improved next year.

BoganGod wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

BoganGod wrote:josko? Caff? who is going to start the points dumping thread about DDS.

Don't be harsh, this is his personal best.

He is trying to point dump to get the most improved next year.

Josko will be so upset.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

BoganGod wrote:josko? Caff? who is going to start the points dumping thread about DDS.

Don't be harsh, this is his personal best.

He is trying to point dump to get the most improved next year.

Josko will be so upset.

No, he doesn't get upset. He gets even, will be plotting ways to report DDS for any and every possible minor infraction. From poor punctuation in fora posts, to playing an uneven number of games during rainy Tuesdays in May.

I'm beginning to suspect that half of all C&A reports are just PLer private jokes. How boring and exploitative.

Thorthoth wrote:I'm beginning to suspect that half of all C&A reports are just PLer private jokes. How boring and exploitative.

nah, that's just because you're an idiot.

The suicide accusation seem situational but irrational nevertheless. The intentional deadbeating seems to have a history according to the ratings he received and after looking into this further, he has been warned for this.