Moral of the story: Klobber is a Cheesewanker and a Troll. Fact.
He's also probably a cheater and the mods are conducting an official nvestigation into him at the moment because they suspect him of cheating. But don't worry people, Klobber will be banned from this site soon for cheating, and in the meantime, nobody should join in any games with him. Word is motherfucking bond.