This is not in the format because I'm too lazy to follow the format. Here goes:
Hello. My username is asseZ. You know me as (wrongly) convicted multi-er Zessa. True, I have had several accounts, but not at the same time. My status has been:
Zessa
Banned
ZessaCIS
Banned
asseZ
I would like to refute the moderators' false claim that I am a multi. If the moderators wish to ban me without even going over this, then so be it. That said, I will simply make a new account unless you IP ban me, if you do ban me.
