Conquer Club

To all you women risk players.

Use this site to practice your map reading skills.

(on second thoughts - don't bother - I love nothing more than being told to take the exit that I've just driven past)

dude, you're such a bastard.

you're going to be single for life

Maybe not... He can be gay and we dont know... Is homo marriage allowed in his country?

Marvaddin wrote:Maybe not... He can be gay and we dont know... Is homo marriage allowed in his country?

But he would still be single

if i was gay - I wouldnt be moaning about the general lack of women map reading skills.

My bitch of a boyfriend would take me straight to my destination (And by the way... Its not singledom with the ladies)

Women love a man to be a man (Even if it means I rant and rave whilst getting lost) and i tell it like it is.

If there was a shopping site, no doubt she would moan in the forum about what a crap person i was to go shopping with.... if we ever managed to drive there in time

Let me tell you something Pedro! At least we women actually try to take a look at the damn map. Most men to prefer to driver for an extra hour taking the "short cut" or whatever than even look at a map. We may say oops there went the exit, but at least we found it to begin with and only backtracked 2 minutes instead of 2 hours.
Kristy

lets not generalize please, i am a man, and i ask directions when i need them, please focus your anger on pedro not half human kind.

you guys (and girls ) crack me up. this is the bloody MAP FOUNDRY not the "im a guy who wishes to get his balls ripped off and given to him as a birthday present" forum Pedronicus, so i advise you to be careful about bashing women. in my experience they tend to bash back.

thats just it - you women LOOK at the map, but don't READ the map.

head in the wrong direction as you look at the map (ie not north) and the ability to think that heading south on a road, west is right, not left....

blah blah blah.... rant rave rant...

ha hahahhaha

Women dont read maps while they are driving, cause they are to busy putting on makeup and talking on the phone!!

hey, now...not fair. i don't know about anyone else, but i get myself and those with me where we need to go with or without a map, and i don't do my makeup in the car...it isn't that serious. i can read a map easily...and generalizations aren't a good idea...that'll always get you into trouble for the simple fact is...if there is a rule, there is an exception.

lol you guys are funny

yes, gays can marry in England.
P.S I thought it was a funny comment, why does everyone take it so seriously. Women joke all the time about men, why cant we joke about women?

mikey6rocker wrote:yes, gays can marry in England.
P.S I thought it was a funny comment, why does everyone take it so seriously. Women joke all the time about men, why cant we joke about women?

We aren't taking it seriously, and you can joke about women...but you can be sure that when you do...like GOD (and by GOD, I mean the guy that posted on this forum, not a holy being...just to clear up any misinterpretations before they happen) said...we will exact our revenge...so be prepared...lol

Have you ever noticed that in a car, the woman is usually navigating, and the man chooses not to listen??? lol

And they wonder why 2 hours later, they realize they took the wrong turn.

and it's true...women bash back, and I can admit we are so much worse in doing so....

Phx99 wrote:Have you ever noticed that in a car, the woman is usually navigating, and the man chooses not to listen??? lol

And they wonder why 2 hours later, they realize they took the wrong turn.

and it's true...women bash back, and I can admit we are so much worse in doing so....

and you know why we are always navigating? because guys have this dumb idea that women cannot drive, either...lol....apparently we are incompetent with anything to do with a vehicle, and therefore useless...blah blah blah... i'm trying to prevent the rant from a guy before it happens...i can just see it coming.

dagreatbroomhead wrote:lets not generalize please, i am a man, and i ask directions when i need them, please focus your anger on pedro not half human kind.

You never told me you were a man! - After all these years at school together, you think I would have realized