I used to be obessesed with the matrix, but then the other 2 came out soooo. . . I had that one soliliquy that Agent Smith says to Morpheus when hes looking for the access codes to Zion memorized. I had used it to audition for the play and actually got a speaking role.

Nowadays I'd have to say it'd ...

Norse wrote:Calm down dear.

was that to me or to mr. happy pants?

Norse wrote:Possibly....but I'm not giving you any money

oh my what ever shall I do! I've NEVER heard that one before.

Then narrow it down to the Jesus Freaks group next time, instead of just religous people.
Alrighty then, if you're religious, why are you not in the Jesus Freaks?

ya know. . . I'm religious too, and I'm not a jesus freak. . . because I'm jew . Ever think that there could be other religions than ...

Then narrow it down to the Jesus Freaks group next time, instead of just religous people.
Alrighty then, if you're religious, why are you not in the Jesus Freaks? Well, I'm Catholic, and I assume they're Protestant (not sure though), and it come down to a 500 year ift of beliefs there.

jesus ...

Then narrow it down to the Jesus Freaks group next time, instead of just religous people.
Alrighty then, if you're religious, why are you not in the Jesus Freaks?

ya know. . . I'm religious too, and I'm not a jesus freak. . . because I'm jew. Ever think that there could be other religions than ...

it all depends on the girlfriend's willingness to share said pleasure meat pump. Just how open is the girlfriend? And does the boy want to risk losing her for a kinky wild night with 2 hotties? And does the boy know that the hotties are kinky enough to say yes? These things need to be asked before ...

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hulmey wrote:In england we gang bang cock teasers......

in america we have to take them to a dinner and a movie first or some shit like that. . . hush money favors. 'But he/she/it was soooo nice to meeeee!'

Hmmm . . . should I be worried or relieved that I'm not on that list.

Love the sig clapper

. . . wow I didn't even watch 30 seconds of it and I feel like I wasted my time.

Norse wrote:That's why we need some more fillies like you in england golem, easy and disposable meatholes.

and thats the glory of the interwebs. See, you see easy meathole, when in reality, I could just be a cock tease

but you see. . . I have probably got to your 'goal' more than you have

hulmey wrote:we got a famous english saying " any hole is a goal"

is it a hard goal for you to reach? I mean, do you guys like work at it or something?

yo uare truly sick Ghoul..Its not even funny.

My friend works at the hospital taking xrays and he has seen batteries and even mobile fones up a MANS arse :?

. . . well your typing just made me a little bit sicker

and those are the people who are too stupid to get those things out. Don't stick ...

Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack

mack? As in mack truck?

oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm ;)

. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to ...

oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm ;)

. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to ...

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao

hell did I LOOK 12? umm no....LOL :roll:

ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!

I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy

. . . truely ...

misterman10 wrote:

0ojakeo0 wrote:the pendragon erie i better dan dis

fix your dam keyboard

I agree to both statements! >O

clapper011 wrote:

GolemGhoul wrote:

clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao

hell did I LOOK 12?

umm no....LOL

ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!

Norse wrote:

GolemGhoul wrote:

Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool.

if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways

Wouldn't want it any other way.

YAY!! Party at my house! RAEP TIEM for all!!!

clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao

hell did I LOOK 12?

Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool.

if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways

Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG- wait how old are you?

I'm only 12, genius. then no... :)

. . . holy crap did you actually believe that? AHAHAHAHA!! What 12 year old who's out banging people ...

Shut Up and Drive by Rhianna.