Oh baby. Risk tournament in Allentown. I'll have to talk Oradej and make the 20 minute trek up there with him.

I think they should just get rid of all ranks and percentages.

Please don't look at my win percentage...Please don't look at my win percentage...

Well, if it's escalating cards, the obvious advantage to last place is that you're theoretically gauranteed the biggest payout of troops. If everyone takes one card per turn, your opponents will be forced to cash before you...

...Provided you last that long.

So pretty soon.