My children.. It is I… your Lord and Savior of Dice, the one they call Black Jesus. 🙏🏾🎲
Once again, I have risen.
You thought the bad rolls, the 1s, the tragic 3v2 losses… you thought those were just “bad luck.” No, my children. Those were tests of faith. And some of y’all failed spectacularly ...
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- Sat Apr 04, 2026 11:33 pm
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Happy Easter!!! The Black Jesus Has Risen!!!!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 322
- Sun Mar 22, 2026 11:58 pm
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: my ted talk
- Replies: 6
- Views: 975
Re: my ted talk
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Do you recall when jbrettlip and I broke the site with a build game on World 2.1? We would start turns and crash out. We were unable to take turns and were in jeopardy of dead beating out. it was super funky. We had that thing going for years, and the site ended it... Of course, I ...
- Thu Mar 19, 2026 1:05 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Conquerclub is on MeWe
- Replies: 1
- Views: 520
Re: Conquerclub Tatooed on my Weenie
MEWE, It's where the world meets!!! The Black Jesus has spoken...-Jesus noirTeeGee wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2026 8:59 pm https://mewe.com/group/6122efbc52291335da741a25
What is my weenie?
Not sure how big it is, but thought it was worth a shot.
- Wed Mar 04, 2026 4:53 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: General Congratulations
- Replies: 5202
- Views: 1901073
Re: General Congratulations
Congrats to BOAcrazed for getting the gumption up to talk to an actual woman online... Good for you!! From the looks of it, I can see you purchased Jbrettlip 's, "How to Talk to a Hoe" book. Your chat in game 24169097 is literally from a page out of that book! Congrats on taking the plunge!!
The ...
The ...
- Tue Mar 03, 2026 3:21 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: General Congratulations
- Replies: 5202
- Views: 1901073
Re: General Congratulations
Congrats to Bullet_!!!! Just read Sisqo's new book and had no idea you were the inspiration for one of his biggest solo hits!!! Congrats!!! And keep rockin' the floss, my man!! Rock! It! Hard!
The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
- Fri Feb 27, 2026 4:18 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Clearer notifications of in-game direct messages
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1552
Re: Clearer notifications of in-game direct messages
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This idea is as trash as the crybaby that suggested it.
The Black Jesus could not have said it any better. Gracias, my child... The Black Jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
p.s.-then you would need a script to opt out of it. some people don't care what anyone says or does in ...
This idea is as trash as the crybaby that suggested it.
The Black Jesus could not have said it any better. Gracias, my child... The Black Jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
p.s.-then you would need a script to opt out of it. some people don't care what anyone says or does in ...
- Fri Feb 27, 2026 12:29 pm
- Forum: Completed 2026
- Topic: Eurasia/Mini-Brawl (WINNER: in OP)
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4990
Re: Eurasia/Mini-Brawl (6/8)
Does it come with a side of toast? The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
- Mon Feb 23, 2026 7:30 am
- Forum: Callouts
- Topic: Josko.ri vs Kingm [18-18] (Random Maps, Random Settings)
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4113
Re: Josko.ri vs Kingm [3-4] (Random Maps, Random Settings)
Listen... I even let you fan boy out and played a team game with you...
pretty much went like below... When i'm not owning you... I am carrying you...
The Black Jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
- Thu Feb 19, 2026 3:44 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Posting YouTube Videos that end in start_radio=1
- Replies: 2
- Views: 865
- Thu Feb 05, 2026 9:19 am
- Forum: Archived Suggestions
- Topic: Monthly Foe Reboot
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14449
Re: Monthly Foe Reboot
Hey everyone! I love the idea of this Monthly Foe Reboot – it sounds like a fun way to spice things up! How do you all decide which foes to feature? Any particular strategy you recommend for tackling them?
Only one is needed to make your list complete, in my opinion.
riskllama , who is ...
- Mon Feb 02, 2026 8:36 am
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Posting YouTube Videos that end in start_radio=1
- Replies: 2
- Views: 865
- Wed Jan 28, 2026 6:07 am
- Forum: Closed C&A Reports
- Topic: [NOTED] Zulu Warrior [tg]
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1740
Re: [PENDING] Zulu Warrior [tg]
Link fixed if anyone else wants to watch these dudes hold hands skipping...
Game 24264745
Can't wait for the verdict on this one... The black jesus has helped...-Jesus Noir
- Wed Jan 28, 2026 4:50 am
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Posting YouTube Videos that end in start_radio=1
- Replies: 2
- Views: 865
Posting YouTube Videos that end in start_radio=1
Quick question. Most of YouTube music/music videos now end in start_radio=1. If you try to post them in the forum, on walls or in MCHAT, they simply don't work.
For instance, let's try to post this: y2KTTF82S5M&list=RDy2KTTF82S5M&start_radio=1
it turns into this: [YouTube]RDy2KTTF82S5M&start ...
For instance, let's try to post this: y2KTTF82S5M&list=RDy2KTTF82S5M&start_radio=1
it turns into this: [YouTube]RDy2KTTF82S5M&start ...
- Wed Jan 21, 2026 7:05 am
- Forum: Callouts
- Topic: Josko.ri vs Kingm [18-18] (Random Maps, Random Settings)
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4113
Re: Josko.ri vs Kingm [3-4] (Random Maps, Random Settings)
i suck at CC... That being said, I have never beaten Josko.ri , but have literally curb stomped Kingm every single time we have played. In my humble, yet very valid and credible opinion, this is not worth Josko.ri 's time or effort. In my opinion, Kingm is bringing a knife to a gunfight... zero ...
- Tue Jan 20, 2026 6:34 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Chat Team Inform Members of Bans / Length of Ban
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1554
Re: Chat Team Inform Members of Bans / Length of Ban
*TAP* *TAP* *TAP*
Is this thing on?
*TAP* *TAP* *TAP*
*Cought*...-Bj
Is this thing on?
*TAP* *TAP* *TAP*
*Cought*...-Bj
- Fri Jan 16, 2026 3:18 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Flame Wars
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5550
Re: Flame Wars
z9ZG3pPwla0
In all honesty.. even I can not desecrate that post with my usual tomfoolery!!! So...
Ahem.
Personally, and this is just one Conqueror’s opinion… but if I may just interject with that- I think Apatheist is being a bit of a ponce on the subject, being that this was a ...
- Thu Jan 15, 2026 2:59 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Chat Team Inform Members of Bans / Length of Ban
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1554
Re: Chat Team Inform Members of Bans / Length of Ban
Still waiting to hear on this, as I seem to be the target of any and all reasons to be banned. a target, might i suggest. Even better, if you go to global chat people are being warned for using the insanely offensive term "tart" asking what women are called in a region of the world. There is ...
- Mon Jan 12, 2026 11:15 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: How do I insert a poll ppl can vote on?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1165
Re: How do I insert a poll ppl can vote on?
But please won't someone tell me how to correctly insert my poll?
um.... I can't wait to see the flurry of responses...
n8nULFRons0
However, bottom of the page, there is a tab that says Poll creation .
Only for the person that creates the original thread... Best of luck!!!
The black ...
- Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:39 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: CC is circling the drain, is this the end?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3623
Re: CC is circling the drain, is this the end?
Sometimes you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait
And you wait, and you wait, and you wait...
the black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
- Mon Jan 12, 2026 5:02 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: CC is circling the drain, is this the end?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3623
Re: CC is circling the drain, is this the end?
Thanks to all those working hard to CORRECT and fix these tech problems.
*Behind the scenes at Team CC*
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I agree 100%. Sucks when it goes down or there is some lag, but I know they are doing their best to give us a better product and that growth/change can be painful ...
- Mon Jan 12, 2026 4:07 am
- Forum: Closed C&A Reports
- Topic: BLOCKED+BUSTED Collusion game #24297203
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1532
Re: Collusion game #24297203
The players in question are BLOCKED from playing further games together
In addition, DCcool is BUSTED with campbell555
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How in the hell did they get away with it for so long?!!! That's awesome... I mean, that they were caught, not that they got away with it... The black jesus is ...
- Mon Jan 12, 2026 2:20 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Chat Team Inform Members of Bans / Length of Ban
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1554
Re: Chat Team Inform Members of Bans / Length of Ban
I agree, it's unreasonable to ban someone for rule-breaking without telling them why and for how long. Two questions - not suggestions or proposals by any means: 1) Should bans be made public, so that people can educate themselves on what is or isn't acceptable? I don't know whether name and shame ...
- Sun Jan 11, 2026 10:25 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Flame Wars
- Replies: 31
- Views: 5550
Re: Flame Wars
The master suggestion.
Bring Flame Wars back.
2dMeI-pyKPM
My man, they can't even handle double entendre and word play around here, what makes you think they could handle Flame Wars?!!!
I for one agree with you, bring it back!!!! Put up a poll!!!!! One suggestion, you may want to sit all the ...
- Sun Jan 11, 2026 5:14 am
- Forum: Closed C&A Reports
- Topic: BLOCKED+BUSTED Collusion game #24297203
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1532
Re: Collusion game #24297203
Next time can you add game links, 24297203 , user links DCcool / hoz1971 and all those sorts of things? People will generally look if you link it all. The black jesus is intrigued... especially because of how long they have been members. Your accusations seem kind of a stretch...-Jesus noir
Ps.-you ...
Ps.-you ...
- Sun Jan 11, 2026 5:07 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: A basic balance patch (could be standard or a game option)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2334
Re: A basic balance patch (could be standard or a game option)
MjoMQJf5vKI
Sorry, have to agree with everyone that is saying it is just part of the game... oh! and i agree with everything that gcwca_4_life has said not only about the topic, but about you and your character and your really odd move of foe'ing him, because he disagreed with you. Based on ...