I think the last couple comments on the most recent map were excellent, especially Koontz's. Knowing that it is too big, this might not work, but what about a banner of the image of the Alamo across the top. There is probably a wide, thin one out there that could be across the top. not sure if that ...

I'm in, if there's still room.
Z

I personally thought it was hilarious. I was looking all over for an English button for a few minutes till I actually looked at the words. You guys are taking this WAY too seriously. It was just a riff off the Muppets for April Fools.