You needn't refer to me in the third person - I'm right here.

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You should really listen to my music.

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It's really quite genius. The point and counterpoint, the harmony... beautiful enough to make a grown man cry, if I do say so myself

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This instrument seems interesting. Of course it isn't an organ but it does have a certain charm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyNy4EJsZqY

This Glenn Gould is talented - though he does seem quite insane. Perhaps you lot aren't such savages. I shall have to withhold my judgement and browse the ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jey-OmaKUM&feature=related

Why do they have all this screeching while they attempt to play my music? And why must they bang skins from Africa as well? I am appalled at the state of affairs here in the future. Here was me thinking we would have advanced a little bit ...