Well my first roommate was a ex-football HS player who was on the "sauce" and worked out everyday. He was SOOO intense, breaking doors, windows, refrigerators, cell phones, laptops.. all in a days work. By the end of the year our room was pretty much an open wound.

Then my last roommate was a ...

Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.

BEAR!!!!!!!!!! You finally came to join me in the Chatter Box.

Oh and you are retarded, the title is "Movies you can't jack to" not "Movies you can jack to".

Please, Jacking off involves the use of the hands, and ...

Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.