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by Kal
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:15 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Highest CC'er EVER!
Replies: 22
Views: 2424

Re: Highest CC'er EVER!

Highest CC'er evar... Clever.

And yes, you are. Or, you "were" the highest anyways. Until an astronaut plays sum CC you will always have that honor.
by Kal
Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:52 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Poll on Trolls
Replies: 17
Views: 1684

Re: Poll on Trolls

What about Ogres? Sure, they don't have the regenerative abilities of a troll, but they're DR is high, and they're still pretty tough!
by Kal
Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:41 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Best Competitive FPS Game
Replies: 39
Views: 3412

Re: Best Competitive FPS Game

TF2 hands down. It`s so cartoonish and yet hardcore at the same time. I also love the fact all the classes have different speeds, weapons, abilities, and hit boxes. In CoD there are perks that make you different from most others, but you still have a speed based on your weapons carried, and your hit ...
by Kal
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:24 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: experienced nOOb
Replies: 11
Views: 2290

Re: experienced nOOb

Don't worry, in one of my first games I lost to benjij. Don't bother looking him up, he's the second from last player on the scoreboard.
by Kal
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:22 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: experienced nOOb
Replies: 11
Views: 2290

Re: experienced nOOb

Unless there's other evidence to support a multi, it seems like you're just sore you got beat by a noob. Multi's usually make the second account so they can benefit their primary account, right? Too soon to speculate.

Although him doing that well... And considering that the map you played on was ...
by Kal
Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:19 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Cashing in Cards Mid-turn
Replies: 3
Views: 585

No matter what, 5 cards will ALWAYS have a cash-in. So, regardless if it's at the beginning of your turn, or in mid-turn, you are forced to cash-in. (Thus, making your home game rule flawed.)

It's remarkably simple.
by Kal
Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:39 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Post a picture of yourself!
Replies: 9940
Views: 1581775

Edit: It didn't work. Hurray.
by Kal
Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:13 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Americans...
Replies: 83
Views: 9788

Canadia reporting here.

Please ignore that other dude from up here. He seems to pretend to know what's going on. See, at least I admit that I don't know anything about politics. At least I'd be percieved as a dumbass rather than an ignorant smartass.

Anyways, I'll do a summary of everything I've ...
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Premium!!!
Replies: 69
Views: 8438

Re: Premium!!!

The Weird One wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
Kal wrote:
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:27 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Premium!!!
Replies: 69
Views: 8438

Re: Premium!!!

The Weird One wrote:
Strife wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
The Weird One wrote:
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:26 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Premium!!!
Replies: 69
Views: 8438

willis wrote:This is getting oh so gay
Yet not quite so gay as to dissuade YOU from posting!
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:47 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Premium!!!
Replies: 69
Views: 8438

Re: Premium!!!

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Kal wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:29 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Premium!!!
Replies: 69
Views: 8438

Re: Premium!!!

Frigidus wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
unriggable wrote: You're welcome.
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:58 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: No Arms No Legs
Replies: 12
Views: 2052

He has invented (or had someone else invent) a mechanical-robotic arm that is controlled with brain waves (like Stephen Hawkings wheelchair) with vacuum suction and three 360 degree-rotary arm bends that does the job lickity split.
by Kal
Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:48 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: 1000th post!!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 2206

It took five mouths to eat this year's Thanksgiving turkey.
by Kal
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:07 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: gay - is it ok?
Replies: 363
Views: 42282

Beastly, are you saying that you CHOSE to be straight? 'Cause I sure as hell didn't.
........
What turns me on turns me on. I didn't choose them and I can't just suddenly say "I don't want this to turn me on any more so I'll just make it stop." and have it actually work. It doesn't work that way ...
by Kal
Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:58 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: oral sex
Replies: 125
Views: 16919

what man isn't a sucker for a BJ?

Very true. Not many a man can resist.

As for the alphabet thing? I find that works because it provides seemingly random movement and not-so-repetitive stimulation. Mostly, the alphabet thing works for you people that are a n00b. If you're not impatient or/and ...
by Kal
Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:08 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: gay - is it ok?
Replies: 363
Views: 42282

I've read a little about this thread and I've come to the conclusion that I agree with some posts and disagree with others.

For instance, I don't like it when gay people (male or female) flaunt their homosexuality, like they have to prove something to the world. To me, this is no different then the ...
by Kal
Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: *What song are you listening to* thread!
Replies: 6632
Views: 2629596

Go With the Flow - Queens of The Stone Age
by Kal
Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:25 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Madness!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1711

You rang?

Love your avatar pic. Jason Alexander rocks da sox.

Anyways, I know that there are good and bad times, and of course I won't leave.

I was just interested in hearing some of the extremes of chance that some people have seen.

And as for people saying that the horrible odds are never ...
by Kal
Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:55 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Madness!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1711

Herakilla wrote:no

this is conquerclub
No shiat.
by Kal
Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:35 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Madness!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1711

oVo wrote:Been there and done that... fortunately it will balance out sometime.
How so? So someone doesn't start with almost a whole continent?
by Kal
Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:13 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Madness!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1711

Madness!!!

Why hello there. Has anyone been dealt extremely wicked/bad troop placement at the beginning? Or had extremely horrible/good dice in an attack?

My bad dice record so far (and I haven't even played 20 games on CC yet) is losing 11 troops and killing 1. It was 14 vs 3, and the first throw was 1 for 1 ...
by Kal
Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:44 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: What are your best features?
Replies: 160
Views: 20916

I'm a guy. And you love it.
by Kal
Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:24 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: What are your best features?
Replies: 160
Views: 20916

My ass is my best physical feature. It's poppin' in every sngle way. I would even dare to call it ghetto fabulous.

My best non-physical feature is my cunning sense of humour and my witty charm.

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